Dear Literature Forum,

[ShastaTwist]

For my English class, we have been assigned to pick a book to read. I really want to impress my teacher with my brilliance by reading a good novel.

Here are the requirements:

- It must be over 300 pages in length.
- I can't have read it before.
- It must have a plot.
- No Russian books like The Brothers Karamazov. They're too dry.

Impress me, FFR.