So I went to this party last night with some friends because I heard there would be lots of people, food, etc, and we know most of the people there. There were tacos and margaritas and tequila shots and all that sort of thing, which was all pretty fun.
However, since the party consisted of mostly girls, they all decided that it would be a good idea to watch Twilight. I didn't want to be rude and leave, as that would be quite an immature thing to do over a simple movie, but now I am having regrets.
What have I done?!
Twilight is one of the worst movies I think I've ever seen, and I just do not understand why everyone finds Edward Cullen so hot when he is three times as awkward as I am (and that's saying a lot).
If ANYONE ELSE gave a woman those incredibly eye-piercing stalker-stares, or used lines such as "I can't stay away from you," or "I like watching you sleep" or "I've killed people before," that woman would be pepper-spraying him in the eyes HARD and running for her life. Apparently, to be a stalker murderer, you also have to be an immortal vampire.
The coolest part of the movie, though, was when Alice jumped onto that James dude and snapped his neck and then set him on fire. That was ****ing badass.
However, I can't help but feel as if I've been exposed to some type of deadly virus. Is there any way I can undo the act of watching the incredible sissiness that is Twilight?
However, since the party consisted of mostly girls, they all decided that it would be a good idea to watch Twilight. I didn't want to be rude and leave, as that would be quite an immature thing to do over a simple movie, but now I am having regrets.
What have I done?!
Twilight is one of the worst movies I think I've ever seen, and I just do not understand why everyone finds Edward Cullen so hot when he is three times as awkward as I am (and that's saying a lot).
If ANYONE ELSE gave a woman those incredibly eye-piercing stalker-stares, or used lines such as "I can't stay away from you," or "I like watching you sleep" or "I've killed people before," that woman would be pepper-spraying him in the eyes HARD and running for her life. Apparently, to be a stalker murderer, you also have to be an immortal vampire.
The coolest part of the movie, though, was when Alice jumped onto that James dude and snapped his neck and then set him on fire. That was ****ing badass.
However, I can't help but feel as if I've been exposed to some type of deadly virus. Is there any way I can undo the act of watching the incredible sissiness that is Twilight?
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