Proof that the youth today are idiots.

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  • jewpinthethird
    (The Fat's Sabobah)
    FFR Music Producer
    • Nov 2002
    • 11711
    #1

    Proof that the youth today are idiots.

    This thread is dedicated too all the stupid things you have done in your life. A compilation of reasons why our generation is not fit to run the future world.

    I will begin.

    One day I was thinking about how telephones (non-cordless) got their power. I had grown up with cordless phones, which always need to be plugged into an an electrical outlet.

    This is the part where the logical part of my brain literally shut it self off.

    I decided to press the live end of a phone cord onto the flesh part of my bottom lip.

    The next thing I remember is unbelievable, intense pain shooting through my face. Though it was only a split second, it felt like an eternity.

    Afterwards I said aloud to myself "What the hell was I thinking?"
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    • -Fallen-
      xqsite OG
      • May 2005
      • 2836
      #2
      RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

      Sounds intense.
      One of the original members of the xqsite + FFR community.
      BlankZero - 15 year vet + RobbyZero - 15 year vet

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        • FishFishRevolution
          GotR Creator
          • Nov 2003
          • 7251
          #3
          RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

          Tim: "Hey todd, are you coming down for the 4th of July Parade this year?"
          Todd: "Oh yeah, when is that, like the 14th?"
          Tim: "...."

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            • JurseyRider734
              lil j the bad b-word
              • Aug 2003
              • 7506
              #4
              RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

              One time I went into my mom's bathroom. I picked up her razor because I had never seen one before/never touched one. I was wondering what the blades did, so I ran my thumb across the blades the long way, slicing my thumb. It was bleeding horribly and I was embarassed to tell my mom what I did because it was retarded, so I just washed it and wrapped it in paper towels.


              P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D
              Originally posted by Arch0wl
              I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

              Originally posted by Afrobean
              Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
              the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
              Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                • FishFishRevolution
                  GotR Creator
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 7251
                  #5
                  Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                  Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                  P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D
                  She's right; the internet is proof enough.

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                    • Bahamut-X
                      FFR Player
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 3399
                      #6
                      RE: Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                      Once one I was little I stuck a kleenex in a candle in the bathroom and it lit on fire. I was so embarrased it took me awhile to tell my mom. She was really angry.

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                        • Sera13
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2005
                          • 257
                          #7
                          RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                          when i was a kid i was doing some work with my dad at these peoples house and they had an electric fence.. i was walking past it and grabbed it.. and i was like WTH.. so.. i grabbed it again.. getting shocked once more, pretty high voltage too, it was keeping in cows and horses... then.. i walked away.. after regaining breath.. got a wet towel and go.. hm.. i heard water conducted electricity to i slappy the fence with it, and held on to it.. the shock came and i let go of the towel.. still on the fence.. so i went back and grabbed it again.. THATS STUPID

                          Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                          That was just totally pwnd by Sera. Nice.

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                            • Sera13
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2005
                              • 257
                              #8
                              RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                              I also Stuck my parents keys in the outlet when i was a kid and shot my self accross the room, i was like.. 2

                              Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                              That was just totally pwnd by Sera. Nice.

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                                • Tps222
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Nov 2004
                                  • 6168
                                  #9
                                  RE: Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                                  One time, I was cleaning my kitchen, and I went to go put away the iron, little did I know tha it had just recently been used, and smart me, grabbed the front of the iron with my palm, though, I felt retarded and didn't want to tell anyone, so I just ran under som cold water and delt with wit. I had blisters on my hand for weeks. I don't have enough time to talk about the rest of my stupid injuries.

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                                    • lightdarkness
                                      Summer!!
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 11308
                                      #10
                                      Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                                      Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                                      One time I went into my mom's bathroom. I picked up her razor because I had never seen one before/never touched one. I was wondering what the blades did, so I ran my thumb across the blades the long way, slicing my thumb. It was bleeding horribly and I was embarassed to tell my mom what I did because it was retarded, so I just washed it and wrapped it in paper towels.


                                      P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D
                                      Similar story... I picked up my razor to see if it was any good, and cut my thumb

                                      lolz

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                                        • FishFishRevolution
                                          GotR Creator
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 7251
                                          #11
                                          RE: Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                                          Hehe, we are the generation of kids who defeated natural selection, and will spread defective genes AROUND THE WORLD!

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                                            • Sera13
                                              FFR Player
                                              • May 2005
                                              • 257
                                              #12
                                              RE: Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                                              sad part about this is, the stories we are telling or stories of people i would call "weebles" or "wondarts" becuase if they hadnt taken those toys off the market they would have been one of the ones to kill themselves with it.. (not calling anyone in here one, im just saying, we did stupid things once or twice, take of all stories give em to one person and boom, you have yourself a weeble)

                                              Originally posted by Tonberry_Kid
                                              That was just totally pwnd by Sera. Nice.

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                                                • Tasuke
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 1671
                                                  #13
                                                  RE: Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                                                  In secong grade I was really bored in class, so I started to stick my pencil in my ear.
                                                  Eraser end first and, the pencil came out but not the actual eraser. I ended up having
                                                  to go to the hospital after skool, and they stuck this sharp thing in to get it back out.

                                                  On Monday I was getting a ride home from McDonald's (where I was going down the play place
                                                  slides on a tray, it makes you go hella-fast). So my friend's sister says "Sorry, we're going too
                                                  fast I can't stop. But, I'll slow down so you can jump out." Of course, she was just kidding, but
                                                  I've always wanted to jump outta a car. So I jumped out. I scaped my hip and elbow, but it was
                                                  so worth it!

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                                                    • vashthestampede0987
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 2997
                                                      #14
                                                      RE: Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                                                      Umm.... www.gaiaonline.com ?
                                                      Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                                                      I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

                                                      Originally posted by Synthlight
                                                      I hate myself.

                                                      Cheers,

                                                      Synthlight
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                                                        • dAnceguy117
                                                          new hand moves = dab
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 10097
                                                          #15
                                                          RE: Re: RE: Proof that the youth today are idiots.

                                                          Today I hit myself in the face with a tennis racquet.

                                                          Oh, and www.gaiaonline.com.

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