Proof that the youth today are idiots.

[-Fallen-]

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Sliced my thumb wide open with an army knife.

[jewpinthethird]

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One time I went into my mom's bathroom. I picked up her razor because I had never seen one before/never touched one. I was wondering what the blades did, so I ran my thumb across the blades the long way, slicing my thumb. It was bleeding horribly and I was embarassed to tell my mom what I did because it was retarded, so I just washed it and wrapped it in paper towels.


P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D

Similar story... I picked up my razor to see if it was any good, and cut my thumb

lolz

Ha, I too have done the same thing as Jay, only I ran the blade along the palm of my left hand.

[ananana]

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I play games with my razor to see how much I can go without getting cut.

[Sera13]

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also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove so i put both my hands on the top of the stove one on each eye, and i pushed my self up and thats when i foudn out both the stove eyes where on... ouch.

PS: i edited it so now it semi makes sense

[nostopballa]

Once,in 7th grade, I had broke my glasses in basketball practice ( 6 am ). Then in 8th period i decided to be 'funny' and walk into the door.(as if i couldn't see). Well, the teacher saw me and told me to go to the nurse. Very embarassing, i just hung out in the hallway for 10 minutes or so.

Another time, I was playing basketball on those goals you hang up on the door. Then I "dunked" it and stuck my hand in the light switch that didnt have a cover.

Also i sliced my finger with a utility knife, while doing something stupid with it.

[vashthestampede0987]

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also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove you i put both my hands on the top on each eye, and i pushed my self up realsing somthign was terribly wrong then noticing that both eyes we turned on..

Her spelling and conventions. XD

[Sera13]

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also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove you i put both my hands on the top on each eye, and i pushed my self up realsing somthign was terribly wrong then noticing that both eyes we turned on..

Her spelling and conventions. XD

yeah yeah i cant spell at all, and hardly type right now.. my heads killing me and theres just to much on my mind.

[dancingmaniac3]

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One time...i was hungry, so i decied to slice an apple. Well i figured i would try our new silver apple slicer thing. Its in the shape of a wheel with like 8 blades...similar to an old fashion wheel, ya know...ANYWAY. i used that to make my slices, then i stupidly put the slicer in the sink with the other dishes...but it was full with water and soap cuz i was about to wash dishes. so then i started to wash the dishes and i was goin smoothly grabbin each fork/spoon/bowl whatever and then i reached in and i was like OW SHIT and i pulled out my hand and it was covered in blood. lol. supposedly when i put my hand in, the 8 blades on the apple slicer thing slit like each of my fingers....and yeah. they're razor blade style blades so it hurt pretty bad. lol. i got kinda lightheaded from bleeding too much

[JurseyRider734]

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In secong grade I was really bored in class, so I started to stick my pencil in my ear.
Eraser end first and, the pencil came out but not the actual eraser. I ended up having
to go to the hospital after skool, and they stuck this sharp thing in to get it back out.

Haha, I know a girl whose little brother did that, but with the pencil end.

[Mindfields]

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Yesterday I played that game where you stab the table in between your fingers as fast as you can without stabbing your fingers.

[psychic25]

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Once, in art class, I dropped one of my pencils. So, seeing the chance to use my MAD reflexes, I went to grab it as it was still bouncing. It hit the chair next to me, and my palm jammed down on top of the point end. It made this 2 mm wide, 3 mm deep hole in my hand, and it started bleeding pretty badly. I still have the scar.

And then, back when I was like eight or so, I was playing tag with my little sister inside the house. I figured that a good place to get away from her was to climb on top of the washing machine. So I go up there, and get into a laundry basket that just so happens to be sitting there. She wants to "get me", so she PULLS the basket off of the washing machine- a fall of four feet or so, but onto my shoulder. And I was barely four feet tall at the time.

[Snapps]

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One time I went into my mom's bathroom. I picked up her razor because I had never seen one before/never touched one. I was wondering what the blades did, so I ran my thumb across the blades the long way, slicing my thumb. It was bleeding horribly and I was embarassed to tell my mom what I did because it was retarded, so I just washed it and wrapped it in paper towels.


P.s. You don't need proof that the youth today are idiots ;D

Similar story... I picked up my razor to see if it was any good, and cut my thumb

lolz

Ha, I too have done the same thing as Jay, only I ran the blade along the palm of my left hand.

TRY YOUR WHOLE LEFT HAND. YEAH I DIDN'T THINK SO.

[Mindfields]

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also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove you i put both my hands on the top on each eye, and i pushed my self up realsing somthign was terribly wrong then noticing that both eyes we turned on..

I have no idea what this means.

[Bahamut-X]

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When I was on 2nd grade, I was in art class when I had to go to the bathroom. I was REALLY shy back then, and my teacher was giving a lecture so I didn't have the courage to ask to go to the bathroom. You can probably guess what happened next. I wet my pants, and I could see it dripping onto the floor. Unbelievably nobody noticed, thank god.

[super-smashman]

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also as i kid i was trying to see what my mom was cooking on the stove you i put both my hands on the top on each eye, and i pushed my self up realsing somthign was terribly wrong then noticing that both eyes we turned on..

This makes no sense at all. Try again please.

Yesterday I played that game where you stab the table in between your fingers as fast as you can without stabbing your fingers.

Five Finger Filet.