Proof that the youth today are idiots.

[Linkisdoomed]

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To name a few, I went to a bike show where they were peeling the tires from their bikes. (This was only a month ago) Stupid me, a piece of hot freakin rubber hit my shirt and dropped to the ground, I went to pick it up and clenched my hand over it. It burned me.

One day, my mother caught a pillow on fire. (Here's some good news) I ran upstairs after hearing my mom say something was on fire. Out of instinct, I hit the pillow to smother the flames. (The pillow is turning into a plastic flaming ball of oozy goo about now) After 2 quick pats, I realized that my hand was on fire. I started to swing it around, then flew into the kitchen and put some HOT water on it, Hit myself mentally, then switched it to cold... Damn, that was smart.

Ever stuck your funger on a plug in that is only half way in? Don't do it.

I also tried to do a cherry drop off of a high bar in 3rd grade. I did it a few times to test myself, then tried to show my friends. I did a full 360, but added another 90 degrees to it, and landed on my back. I was immobile for 10 minutes and they called an ambulance, but did not go to the hospitol.


I also did the razor one.

and the raquet one.

-Mr. 1up-

[Spazzbite]

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One day I decided to call a friend of mine, but accidentally dialed my own phone number. The busy tone came on and I thought "Huh, line's busy, I'll try again later." Took me 10 minutes to figure out what the hell I just did.

The 4th of July is always a time for me to catch myself or something else on fire. EX: Last year I caught two trees and my right shoulder on fire, year before that a tree, year before that my right eyebrow.

[jewpinthethird]

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One day I decided to call a friend of mine, but accidentally dialed my own phone number. The busy tone came on and I thought "Huh, line's busy, I'll try again later." Took me 10 minutes to figure out what the hell I just did.

That's actually quite hilarious. I havent done anything like that, but I have a damn difficult time trying to get the voice mail for our house phone to work. Since I usually never check the voice mail at home, I always for get the number and end up waking up some old people from their slumber. When I do manage to dial the right number, I usually have forgotten the password and I get frustrated and hang up and listen to Linkin Park because I am sad.

[FishFishRevolution]

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I get frustrated and hang up and listen to Linkin Park because I am sad.

I actually laughed out loud on that one.

[Audhumla]

Roughly a week ago, I was cutting some meat or something, and I dropped the knife. Instinctevly, as I've been getting more into footbag recently, I kick the knife up and catch it. Despite realizing how stupid it was, I tried it again. Kicked the right part, but I caught the wrong one.

[jewpinthethird]

footbag

You mean Hackysack?

[bbcc]

im not here to talk about the past.

[vashthestampede0987]

im not here to talk about the past.

Then what was the point of you posting?

[dave_rabbit]

One day I got completely bored so i started running around my house. I tripped in the kitchen, knocking a pot of boiling water off the stove landing on the floor. I spazzed out trying to clean it up without burning myself. It didn't work to well. So then as i'm cleaning it up, my dog decides he's wants to lay right in my way. He laid right on the water, barked, then proceeded to bite me like it was my fault. After the whole ordeal was over I realized that I had left the pot on the ground, leaving the flame open to light a potholder on fire. I put that one out easily. After everything, no damage to me besides the few large dog bites on my arm. Fun times.

[Rediahs]

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I was playing with a candle and a plastic straw. I have no idea why. I had a pyro fetish or something. Well anyway. The straw gets all melty and goopy and lets out funny fumes, yeah? Well it melted.. right onto my arm. I didn't even realize anythng was wrong; I tried to wipe it away, then realized... holy hell.. this stuff is a lot hotter than candle wax. I wasn't thinking at all, because I was just used to anything waxy dripping on me not being very hot. Candle wax is cold before it falls to your skin - you can try it at home. I swear it won't hurt, if you're using regular paraffin wax and the candle is at least a foot above your skin before it drips.

Well anyway.

I still have the scar from where the hot plastic landed on my wrist. And that was years ago. It looks somewhat like a wart or something, cause it's round and hard and hairless.

[ananana]

That reminds me...
From no where i wanted to give my 8 year old cousin a hair cut.
Oh boy.
She had this long blonde curly hair.
It easily became an afro with bold spots.
Woooo i was grounded for soooo long.

I did something like that, but with myself.

You know those decorative scissors? I decided I wanted my hair to have zig-zags in it so I cut my bangs with them. It didn't come out as I expected.

[british_bmx2005]

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Here is one from my little brother. Luckily, I wasn't in the house at the time. I was out on the front lawn.

My little brother (7 or 8 yrs old at the time) wanted to know what would happen if he got some fire and lit the window curtains on fire.....he found out...eventually. My dad was watching a movie. A couple minutes later me and my dad heard the smoke detector go off and saw my brother/son with a candle in his hand with the window curtains on fire. My dad had to use two fire extinguishers to put the fire out. The damage was only minimal but my lil bro got his ass kicked. Damn that smoke alarm was load, lol.

[chickendude]

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One time, i was playing tennis
i was doing a forehand. After the swing, the racket came around and hit me square in my other funny bone. Like SQUARE right on the bone, and my whole arm was immobile for like 10 minutes

[Reincarnate]

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ate one of these

[iironiic]

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Taco Bell is beyond gross ): If I get anything in Taco Bell, it would be a quesadilla and nothing more haha