Proof that the youth today are idiots.

[_Doc_]

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Just yesterday I thought it would be funny to jump over a river in a heavily wooded area. Right when I got into the air I was clotheslined by a branch. I fell into the river butt first. When I was walking home I also noticed that I had ruined my brand new cell phone.

-Doc-

[-Skooter-]

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Treys brother once told me that the ocean was "revolving". Sort of like it went clockwise, which meant that the tides went AWAY FROM THE BEACH on the other coast. He also told me that animals swam in reverse there and that if I put a sea creature from the Atlantic in the Pacific it would undoubtedly die.

He's intelligent, very intelligent...so I believed him.

[JurseyRider734]

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My friend rubbed the tip of a pen against a table for over five minutes, then jabbed it into my wrist. I still have a scar.

Haha, guys in school do that all the time to eachother.

At least here they do.

[psychic25]

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My friend and I thought it would be a good idea to re-enact the short story "The Most Dangerous Game" for a few weeks. That was more fun than it was stupid, but we both walked off with scars we still have to this day.

Haha, elaborate please.

[ckj846]

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Hmm... You havn't read The Most Dangerous Game?? Hmm... Think Battle Royale...
Just a couple months ago, me and my friends were making a movie at a nearby park for my English class. So, in between takes, we would do stupid things. Well, we had a rubber ball (It was huge, maybe a 2 feet diameter) so we decided to make a little game. We put the ball at the end of the slide, and we would actually bounce off the ball and land on our feet. Well, I tried, and the ball slipped out of place, so I ended up doing a flip and landing on my back. It hurt really bad...
O_o

[psychic25]

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No, I've read it, I just want to know what happened. Like... did they have guns?

And as to the real topic... sometimes, when I use hot glue and spill it, I reflexively wipe it up with my finger :P.

[ckj846]

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Oh, haha... My 500th Post!!!
At TGIF, I wanted to see how fast the waiter's reflexes were... So, I tripped him and all of his sodas and drinks went flying everywhere... I was 5 at the time, and they kicked us out... lol
O_o

[msbrunnettemickey]

That reminds me...

From no where i wanted to give my 8 year old cousin a hair cut.

Oh boy.

She had this long blonde curly hair.

It easily became an afro with bold spots.

Woooo i was grounded for soooo long.

[blargherness]

That reminds me...

From no where i wanted to give my 8 year old cousin a hair cut.

Oh boy.

She had this long blonde curly hair.

It easily became an afro with bold spots.

Woooo i was grounded for soooo long.

My sister did that to me when I was really little. except i didn't get an afro, just a lot of my hair was missing. I don't remember it though, everybody else does. One time, I was running around like crazy during recess, and i ran into a swing set pole. I was lying on the ground for I don't know how long, I was half unconcious. Next thing I know there is a large group of people bending over me and just STARING. Including my Ex-crush. I'm like "uh yeah, sure...I'm ok, no really." But that is more embarassing then stupid. Oh and once I was over my good friends house and we were BBQing, so I went outside to help clean off a table, and walked right into the screen door not noticing it, and it totally popped out and would have fallen into the table if I didn't catch it. Oh and this morning I shook up a coke bottle (2 liter) to get a dent out of it (dents bug me when they are in a plastic bottle) so right afterwards I'm thinking "hey, I'm kinda thirsty." So I open up the bottle to pour a drink at my computer, and luckily it sprays away from the keyboard and moniter. (and computer. and mouse.) but, unluckily, it sprays ALL over me. And I mean my arms, legs, abdomen, and a part of my face. It kept spraying for about 10 seconds. literally. SO sticky. When I was little I asked what dictionary meant. Probably more I can't think of now.

[jewpinthethird]

walked right into the screen door not noticing it

I honestly think no matter how smart you are, running into screen doors is just not something that can be helped. I think everyone in my family has ran into the screen door at my grandparents house at least once. I've done it a few times. The worst was when I was 2 or 3 years old. It is one of the few things I can remember from that age. I was playing a game with my cousins (probably tag or something) and I was running as fast as I could and BAM! screen door. Very truamatizing for a young child.

[blitzmage]

Running into a screen door is not really stupid these days.
I remember my mother telling me about my Uncle who when he was young was excited to play outside and he ran straight through the screen door and luckly didn't even get hurt or realised he had did it.

[evilbutterfly]

Ever seen The Star Wars Kid? Yeah, I do that at Christmas time with the candy canes we put out in the yard. I walk up to them and kick the hooked end straight up (we don't stick them into the ground, they're hollow on the end so we put posts in the ground and set them on them) then twirl around and catch it then start swinging it around. Then I use the flat end to hit the hook of another cane and launch it into the air then catch it and twirl them both around and swing them and fight enemies that aren't there. I like worked out that routine in my head and kept practicing it until I could get it right.

Then one time I went to kick a cane up and instead of my foot hitting it, the end of cane caught on my shoelace. I was startled so I jerked my foot back, pulling the cane with it. The top came towards me but the bottom was still on the post that was stuck in the ground, so it kinda snapped off. I just sorta stuck the top end that broke off back onto the post with the bottom end and hoped nobody would notice that one cane was leaning over oddly.

[ddrruler]

When I was like 7 or 8 I was at my grandparents house on cape cod and I was playing with my step brother so they threw the frisbee and I ran ful lspeed to catch it and bam threw the screendoor into the door....I was bleeding pretty bad for awhile...

[FishFishRevolution]

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My friend and I thought it would be a good idea to re-enact the short story "The Most Dangerous Game" for a few weeks. That was more fun than it was stupid, but we both walked off with scars we still have to this day.

Haha, elaborate please.

One person runs into the woods, the other person gives him 5 minutes to hide before he persues him. We used spears, knives, blunt logs (which were really cool to duel with when each person had one), and other weapons. All weapons were made entirely by us out of wood.

[whorlichan]

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Yeah...I won't get into half the stupid stuff I did...but my friend Kyle walked through a sliding glass door. Not just walked either, walked FAST--I don't even remember what he was doing, just one second he's there and the next it's the Amazing Bloody Man. He got 92 stitches total, all up and down his back, his feet, and his neck. He's lucky his pretty face (the only thing he's got going for him, as there is NOTHING in between his ears) was saved.