There are no female cereal mascots are there?

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  • MixMasterLar
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    • Aug 2006
    • 5278
    #1

    There are no female cereal mascots are there?

    Title says it all, really

    Dr Kellogg really was a sexless sad sack
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    • gold stinger
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      • Jan 2007
      • 6428
      #2
      Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

      I guess not, I thought the trix bunny was a girl when I was 5 and growing up but then was disappointed when I saw commercials for it.
      Originally posted by YoshL
      butts.


      - Tosh 2014






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        • NotSpiralingEnough
          Minijacks Do Not Exist
          • Aug 2021
          • 160
          #3
          Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

          pretty sure the modern Honey Loops mascot is female

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            • ositzxz369
              Venetian Snares stepper
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              • Jan 2008
              • 542
              #4
              Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

              can't have enough male anthropomorphic cereal mascots

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                • mellon_collie
                  FFR Player
                  • May 2017
                  • 92
                  #5
                  Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                  I distinctly remember "The Apple Jacks Kids" which was a boy/girl duo

                  according to the internet this campaign ended in 1992 when I would have only been one year old but I remember these ads continuing into the 90s /shrug

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                    • MixMasterLar
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                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5278
                      #6
                      Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                      Originally posted by NotSpiralingEnough
                      pretty sure the modern Honey Loops mascot is female
                      I have never even SEEN this cereal
                      Originally posted by mellon_collie
                      I distinctly remember "The Apple Jacks Kids" which was a boy/girl duo

                      according to the internet this campaign ended in 1992 when I would have only been one year old but I remember these ads continuing into the 90s /shrug
                      All the Apple Jacks ads from around this time I remember had a group of live child actors and the box was just green/red (I was born in 88) I wonder if they just didn't play the ones you saw here in Florida
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                        • _choof
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                          • Jun 2022
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                          #7
                          Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                          isnt jerry seinfeld's bee movie all about trying to fuck the honey loops mascot
                          I know some women athletes would show up on the wheaties box and there was a strawberry shortcake cereal at some point but gaddamn there really aren't any female mascots lmao

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                            • NotSpiralingEnough
                              Minijacks Do Not Exist
                              • Aug 2021
                              • 160
                              #8
                              Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                              does this count lmfao
                              afaik the silhouette woman doesn't show up on the boxes anymore but i definitely remember seeing it when i first tried it, it was alright imo

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                                • MixMasterLar
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                                  • Aug 2006
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                                  #9
                                  Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                                  Originally posted by _choof
                                  isnt jerry seinfeld's bee movie all about trying to fuck the honey loops mascot
                                  I know some women athletes would show up on the wheaties box and there was a strawberry shortcake cereal at some point but gaddamn there really aren't any female mascots lmao
                                  Weaties is sorta cheating since they're not full time cereal mascots.

                                  Originally posted by NotSpiralingEnough
                                  does this count lmfao
                                  afaik the silhouette woman doesn't show up on the boxes anymore but i definitely remember seeing it when i first tried it, it was alright imo
                                  I mean fuck I'll accept it we'll never get to double digits if we demand they be good mascots
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                                    • _choof
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                                      • Jun 2022
                                      • 176
                                      #10
                                      Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                                      wheaties is cheating because they're real people and not a hot bee

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                                        • Hateandhatred
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                                          • Feb 2011
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                                          #11
                                          Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?



                                          Welp
                                          Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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                                            • WolfTypist
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                                              • Oct 2020
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                                              #12
                                              Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?


                                              there is the fruity pebbles duo
                                              Last edited by WolfTypist; 04-22-2024, 02:11 PM.
                                              Originally posted by _choof
                                              wheaties is cheating because they're real people and not a hot bee

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                                                • MixMasterLar
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                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 5278
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                                                  It's kinda scary that some kids may only know Pebbles and Bam Bam from cereal and vitamins
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                                                    • _choof
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                                                      #14
                                                      Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                                                      pebbles and bam bam almost killed my brother and I in the 90s with their vitamins

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                                                        • WolfTypist
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                                                          • Oct 2020
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                                                          #15
                                                          Re: There are no female cereal mascots are there?

                                                          Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                                                          It's kinda scary that some kids may only know Pebbles and Bam Bam from cereal and vitamins
                                                          My Dad showed me a bunch of shows he watched as a kid, and I think there was one with them. I never liked cereal.
                                                          Originally posted by _choof
                                                          wheaties is cheating because they're real people and not a hot bee

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