My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinner

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  • MixMasterLar
    Beach Bum Extraordinaire
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Aug 2006
    • 5275
    #1

    My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinner

    Reasons why she doesn't want to make the turkey:

    •It's always dry
    •It coast way more then chicken
    •Most of the family has gout, eats shit every year after consuming the bird
    •No one will eat the leftovers
    •When she doesn't follow the recipe, the recipe never works out the way it says it does
    •"We can just have ham maybe"

    Reasons why I and my girlfriend are holding a secret Thanksgiving on Wednesday with a fried cajun turkey

    •It's tasty
    •It's damn delicious
    •It helps me forget the pain of not being able to buy whole turkeys in most stores throughout the year
    •It sparks joy

    Tell me what sparks joy for you this holiday season
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    • Gravity Kitten
      FFR Player
      • Jul 2008
      • 644
      #2
      Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

      YTA

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        • axith
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          FFR Simfile Author
          • Dec 2007
          • 1251
          #3
          Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

          Originally posted by MixMasterLar
          •It's tasty
          •It's damn delicious
          •It helps me forget the pain of not being able to buy whole turkeys in most stores throughout the year
          •It sparks joy
          Turkey is much tastier than chicken. It does spark joy. You enjoy that secret dinner!

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            • Coolboyrulez0
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              • Aug 2006
              • 10042
              #4
              Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

              yurkey
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                • MixMasterLar
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                  • Aug 2006
                  • 5275
                  #5
                  Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                  Originally posted by Gravity Kitten
                  YTA
                  For clarity, I am still attending her dinner
                  ​

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                    • justin
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 205
                      #6
                      Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                      This is the kind of content I'm here for

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                        • gold stinger
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                          • Jan 2007
                          • 6428
                          #7
                          Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                          Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.
                          Originally posted by YoshL
                          butts.


                          - Tosh 2014






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                            • Mkdasher
                              The Starman
                              • Jul 2020
                              • 18
                              #8
                              Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                              Originally posted by gold stinger
                              Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.
                              Fax
                              Carpe diem alea iacta est

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                                • Xellanoir
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Oct 2023
                                  • 16
                                  #9
                                  Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                                  Originally posted by Gravity Kitten
                                  YTA
                                  NTA his turkey his rules

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                                    • MixMasterLar
                                      Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 5275
                                      #10
                                      Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                                      Originally posted by gold stinger
                                      Turkey on bone < A properly glazed and honeyed thanksgiving Ham.
                                      We're from a salt-n-baked ham household
                                      ​

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                                        • XCV
                                          has nice tits
                                          • Nov 2008
                                          • 744
                                          #11
                                          Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                                          I'm vegan so I always have to cook for myself this time of year. This year I made a seitan Wellington. It absolutely killed, if you can believe that.

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                                            • kostkaskater
                                              FFR Veteran
                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 780
                                              #12
                                              Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                                              Save me some pie!
                                              Last edited by kostkaskater; 11-20-2023, 08:46 PM.

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                                                • DaBackpack
                                                  ~ お ま ん こ ~
                                                  • Mar 2014
                                                  • 918
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                                                  my family transitioned from turkey dinners to lasagna dinners on thanksgiving a decade ago and we haven't looked back

                                                  happy for you though, keep fighting for what you believe in


                                                  Originally posted by Moogy
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                                                  that's kind of a sad statistic

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                                                    • MixMasterLar
                                                      Beach Bum Extraordinaire
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                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 5275
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                                                      My girlfriend almost let slip that we were having a secret dinner to my mom when we are at Chili's

                                                      Mission health is critical


                                                      Originally posted by DaBackpack
                                                      my family transitioned from turkey dinners to lasagna dinners on thanksgiving a decade ago and we haven't looked back

                                                      happy for you though, keep fighting for what you believe in
                                                      Lasagna is absolutely a suitable replacement I love the stuff
                                                      ​

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                                                        • ositzxz369
                                                          Venetian Snares stepper
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                                                          • Jan 2008
                                                          • 542
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: My Mother is refusing to make turkey this year, so my girlfriend and I are hosting a secret dinn

                                                          turkey lasagna

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