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  • T-Force
    Your world ends with you
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Jan 2007
    • 4753

    #1

    Blaseball

    We are all love blaseball.
    Blaseball is a wacky, baseball-esque simulator, but with incinerations, players getting traded mid-game, stat-adjusting peanuts, and all the fake gambling your hearts could desire.
    You could be a Moist Talker fan like me!
    Or maybe a Shoe Thief supporter like dAnceguy?

    Regardless, the commissioner is doing a great job.

    The fun is all over at https://www.blaseball.com/.
    Life is simply unfair... Don't you think?
  • XelNya
    [Kaho]
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2012
    • 3368

    #2
    Re: Blaseball

    Baseball

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    • mjxv2
      Banned
      • Aug 2020
      • 10

      #3
      Re: Blaseball

      baseball seems oddly like an interesting sport late in life to me, I always thought I'd enjoy soccer though...

      edit: I even had a dream not to long ago of me playing it and asking the people how I play it in the dream and them being like pft how don't you know this... (I actually don't lmao)

      editv2: this site seems pretty vague, maybe I'm just being lazy idk

      editv3: I just went ahead and searched youtube:
      Last edited by mjxv2; 09-1-2020, 12:15 PM.

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      • SubaruPoptart
        da kyo~
        • Nov 2015
        • 736

        #4
        Re: Blaseball

        We are all in fact love blaseball, I haven't checked in in a bit, is it back from the siesta?






        Originally posted by qrrbrbirbel
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
        Originally posted by the sun fan
        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



        Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
        Oh God it's Subaru
        Originally posted by Deamerai
        damnit subaru
        Originally posted by FreezinIce
        You can lead Subaru to water, but you can't make him vote at EOD
        Originally posted by the sun fan
        if cocoa flips town, n2 vig should shoot zenith obv
        Originally posted by Funnygurl555
        wolf gurls exist awooo owo ¿furries? owo awoo


        Originally posted by dAnceguy117

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        • T-Force
          Your world ends with you
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jan 2007
          • 4753

          #5
          Re: Blaseball

          Yeah, it came back last week. The Tigers won their second title last week, but they got decently nerfed so they may not be looking to 3-peat and ascend.
          Life is simply unfair... Don't you think?

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          • storn42
            RIP Storn D0-D0
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jun 2012
            • 3473

            #6
            Re: Blaseball

            We are all love blaseball.


            Originally posted by Xiz
            "I think storn is town but he doesn't have a shirt on" - Roundbox
            Originally posted by the sun fan
            I have beat my meat to storn's posts no less than four times


            Originally posted by ShadoWolfe


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            • Matthia
              🍍Pineapple Man🍍
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Nov 2017
              • 511

              #7
              Re: Blaseball

              All your blase are belong to us



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              • SubaruPoptart
                da kyo~
                • Nov 2015
                • 736

                #8
                Re: Blaseball

                Has a team ascended yet or did the pies get ganked the past couple seasons?






                Originally posted by qrrbrbirbel
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                Originally posted by the sun fan
                AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



                Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
                Oh God it's Subaru
                Originally posted by Deamerai
                damnit subaru
                Originally posted by FreezinIce
                You can lead Subaru to water, but you can't make him vote at EOD
                Originally posted by the sun fan
                if cocoa flips town, n2 vig should shoot zenith obv
                Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                wolf gurls exist awooo owo ¿furries? owo awoo


                Originally posted by dAnceguy117

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                • T-Force
                  Your world ends with you
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 4753

                  #9
                  Re: Blaseball

                  Originally posted by SubaruPoptart
                  Has a team ascended yet or did the pies get ganked the past couple seasons?
                  Pies got ganked.
                  Tigers won Seasons 3 and 4 so they are also one season away from ascending,m but they lost the best hitter back to the Pies, and their 5-star pitcher got swapped with an alternate universe version who is only a 2-star.
                  Life is simply unfair... Don't you think?

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                  • dAnceguy117
                    new hand moves = dab
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 10097

                    #10
                    Re: Blaseball

                    4th base 4th base 4th base

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                    • drizzleRomanceGirl
                      It's okay to be yourself.
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 2963

                      #11
                      Re: Blaseball

                      Originally posted by Matthia
                      All your blase are belong to us
                      lol nice
                      hi

                      my discord username is drizzleRomanceGirl0706 in case anyone wants to message me

                      Division 5 2nd place

                      Originally posted by hosua
                      Oh, I thought it was just my internet this whole time.
                      Originally posted by rushyrulz
                      Also that triple post is almost as delicious as a hot, fresh, Domino's pizza.
                      Originally posted by aperson
                      can y'all take a break and kiss
                      (the first section of this chapter)

                      https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5125582...sokyo-no-Jinja

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                      • SubaruPoptart
                        da kyo~
                        • Nov 2015
                        • 736

                        #12
                        Re: Blaseball

                        Now taht I think about it I haven't logged into blaseball in a bit, re-iterating my question from a month ago: has a team ascended yet?






                        Originally posted by qrrbrbirbel
                        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                        Originally posted by the sun fan
                        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



                        Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
                        Oh God it's Subaru
                        Originally posted by Deamerai
                        damnit subaru
                        Originally posted by FreezinIce
                        You can lead Subaru to water, but you can't make him vote at EOD
                        Originally posted by the sun fan
                        if cocoa flips town, n2 vig should shoot zenith obv
                        Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                        wolf gurls exist awooo owo ¿furries? owo awoo


                        Originally posted by dAnceguy117

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                        • dAnceguy117
                          new hand moves = dab
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 10097

                          #13
                          Re: Blaseball

                          no ascension yet, 'cause SHOE THIEVES BABEYY hit a homer in the 9th to actually steal the final game of the wlorld sleries against the crabs. I wanna say pies, tigers, and crabs are all at 2x

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                          • T-Force
                            Your world ends with you
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 4753

                            #14
                            Re: Blaseball

                            Correct.
                            S1: Pies
                            S2: Pies
                            S3: Tigers
                            S4: Tigers
                            S5: Firefighters
                            S6: Crabs
                            S7: Wild Wings
                            S8: Crabs
                            S9: Shoe Thieves
                            S10: ???

                            Hopefully the Moist Talkers because they're currently in first.



                            Also, dAnceguy forgot to mention that, after stealing the title, the Thieves also fought God and its shelled pods.

                            Blaseball is fun.
                            Life is simply unfair... Don't you think?

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                            • SubaruPoptart
                              da kyo~
                              • Nov 2015
                              • 736

                              #15
                              Re: Blaseball

                              Wait w h a t






                              Originally posted by qrrbrbirbel
                              AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
                              Originally posted by the sun fan
                              AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



                              Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
                              Oh God it's Subaru
                              Originally posted by Deamerai
                              damnit subaru
                              Originally posted by FreezinIce
                              You can lead Subaru to water, but you can't make him vote at EOD
                              Originally posted by the sun fan
                              if cocoa flips town, n2 vig should shoot zenith obv
                              Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                              wolf gurls exist awooo owo ¿furries? owo awoo


                              Originally posted by dAnceguy117

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