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  • choof
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    FFR Simfile Author
    • Nov 2013
    • 8563

    #1

    hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

    hmm, lemme log into your computer really quick....



    uh yep. yessir. ma'am. there's the issue.

    for anyone on fiffer that works in an office setting, please don't do this to your IT guy. please.
  • danceflashrevo
    scumfan is scared of aa
    • Sep 2007
    • 488

    #2
    Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

    I bet he tried turning it on and off again and everything too!

    Why are you here?

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    • Spenner
      Forum User
      • Nov 2006
      • 2403

      #3
      Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

      That pacman needs a power pill

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      • choof
        Banned
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Nov 2013
        • 8563

        #4
        Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

        Originally posted by Spenner
        That pacman needs a power pill
        I got pacmans on the job

        Last edited by choof; 12-20-2016, 02:12 PM.

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        • choof
          Banned
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Nov 2013
          • 8563

          #5
          Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

          why yes, yes I am

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          • Charu
            Snivy! Dohoho!
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Mar 2006
            • 6161

            #6
            Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

            I'm cringing


            Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
            Charu the red-nosed Snivy
            Had a very shiny nose
            And if you ever saw it
            You could even say it glows

            All of the other Snivies
            Used to laugh and call him names
            They never let poor Charu
            Join in any Snivy games

            (Click the arrow to see the rest)


            Originally posted by Vendetta21
            All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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            • Charu
              Snivy! Dohoho!
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Mar 2006
              • 6161

              #7
              Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

              Like, I know there's people that are simply not good with computers and don't know how to deduce what could be wrong.

              But my lord..

              I feel like if anyone lands an office job (eeeh... I'll count my job as that I suppose, lol, library), then they should know at least the basics of whatever windows their office is using.

              ...

              A few of my co-workers are like this actually, and I just giggle.


              Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
              Charu the red-nosed Snivy
              Had a very shiny nose
              And if you ever saw it
              You could even say it glows

              All of the other Snivies
              Used to laugh and call him names
              They never let poor Charu
              Join in any Snivy games

              (Click the arrow to see the rest)


              Originally posted by Vendetta21
              All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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              • Rapta
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                • Dec 2010
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                #8
                Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                deare god
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                • DossarLX ODI
                  Batch Manager
                  Game Manager
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 14999

                  #9
                  Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                  Originally posted by Charu
                  Like, I know there's people that are simply not good with computers and don't know how to deduce what could be wrong.

                  But my lord..

                  I feel like if anyone lands an office job (eeeh... I'll count my job as that I suppose, lol, library), then they should know at least the basics of whatever windows their office is using.

                  ...

                  A few of my co-workers are like this actually, and I just giggle.
                  But you don't understand! They have the WORK EXPERIENCE!
                  Last edited by DossarLX ODI; 12-20-2016, 02:50 PM.
                  Originally posted by hi19hi19
                  oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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                  • Charu
                    Snivy! Dohoho!
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 6161

                    #10
                    Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                    Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                    But you don't understand! They have the WORK EXPERIENCE!
                    Experience, smearience, bah humbug, I got a piece of paper showing I spent this much money to do something as simple as sit on my ass and write documents and make phonecalls all day.

                    Bah bah bah

                    EDIT: Not to mock anyone in this position or anything!!!
                    Last edited by Charu; 12-20-2016, 02:56 PM.


                    Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                    Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                    Had a very shiny nose
                    And if you ever saw it
                    You could even say it glows

                    All of the other Snivies
                    Used to laugh and call him names
                    They never let poor Charu
                    Join in any Snivy games

                    (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                    Originally posted by Vendetta21
                    All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                    • choof
                      Banned
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                      • Nov 2013
                      • 8563

                      #11
                      Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                      there's actually an industry certification that you can get that shows employers you know the basics of working on a computer. this certification is literally lower than a CompTIA certification in terms of knowledge required.

                      questions on the exam include things such as "what does GB stand for?" and "what program do you use to create spreadsheets?"

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                      • Charu
                        Snivy! Dohoho!
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 6161

                        #12
                        Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                        Originally posted by choof
                        "what does GB stand for?"
                        Giga Bowser



                        Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                        Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                        Had a very shiny nose
                        And if you ever saw it
                        You could even say it glows

                        All of the other Snivies
                        Used to laugh and call him names
                        They never let poor Charu
                        Join in any Snivy games

                        (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                        Originally posted by Vendetta21
                        All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

                        Comment

                        • choof
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                          • Nov 2013
                          • 8563

                          #13
                          Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                          so long, gay bowser

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                          • Soundwave-
                            Carry your failures proud
                            • Sep 2015
                            • 644

                            #14
                            Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                            Originally posted by choof
                            there's actually an industry certification that you can get that shows employers you know the basics of working on a computer. this certification is literally lower than a CompTIA certification in terms of knowledge required.

                            questions on the exam include things such as "what does GB stand for?" and "what program do you use to create spreadsheets?"
                            Honestly why do employers not just send people out the door if they don't have certs like this? Like especially at higher end jobs if somebody isn't willing to pay 50 bucks and do a little studying if they really have to to land a cert they don't deserve the job, pretty simple.
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                            右に3回回らない限り間違います。

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                            • C Jota
                              FFR Player
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 33

                              #15
                              Re: hey there, mike? my computer's running rly slow

                              Man what would they do without you
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