How do you launch a cow 3/4 of a mile?

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  • Pooping_Panda
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 1773
    #1

    How do you launch a cow 3/4 of a mile?

    A: One big ass trebuchet


    Bye Bye Cow....


    Interesting Crater...


    ****YES THE COW WAS ALREADY DEAD****
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    • Matthew666
      FFR Player
      • Apr 2004
      • 28
      #2
      MY GOD!..........That's pretty awesome =P. I wonder how far it could launch my Ex...

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        • ImEric12
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2004
          • 1952
          #3
          :O


          <3333333

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            • hEaLiNgViSiOnAnGeLicMiX
              FFR Player
              • Dec 2003
              • 1663
              #4
              OMFG I feel sorry for that cow...

              But still.....OMG ROFLMAO.
              Ananana: Girls are so complicated. That\'s why I\'m not a lesbian.
              Anuj: Marry me Karen XD
              Anuj: omfg somebody suck my wee wee >.<

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                • dancingmaniac3
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1873
                  #5
                  only two words i can say about the pic: extremely fake.

                  proof: the cow was shot...but its further up than the angle of the trebuchet...how can a cow be launched straight up after its shot at like a 45 degree angle

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                    • hydrojakep
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 2293
                      #6
                      dancingmaniac, you ruined it =(



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                        • Pooping_Panda
                          FFR Player
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 1773
                          #7
                          hissssssssss....ruiner

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                            • QreepyBORIS
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 7454
                              #8
                              It isn't fake. Dancing maniac probably doesnt know shit about the release angles of trebuchets.

                              Having built one (smaller), it doesn't exactly release at a 45 degree angle. The picture was taken AFTER the release, obviously, so the bar had traveled farther than the release point. Therefore I am right.

                              Signature subject to change.

                              THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                • nickadeemus
                                  The spice must flow.
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 807
                                  #9
                                  Howcome there are no guts at the impact site?
                                  Nice.

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                                    • kickassbuddy
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 594
                                      #10
                                      LOLL!

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                                        • QreepyBORIS
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 7454
                                          #11
                                          No guts? Probably because the 20 G's of launch made it bleed out in like a second. Or they had bled it out before the lauch so they COULD show a crater.

                                          Signature subject to change.

                                          THE ZERRRRRG.

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                                            • evilbutterfly
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 5784
                                              #12
                                              Imagine if you didn't know there was a cow launch that day and you were walking along and then SPLAT! a cow hits you in the face.

                                              That would suck...
                                              So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                                              In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                                              So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                                              And I write the blog for their website.

                                              Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                                                • talisman
                                                  Resident Penguin
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 4598
                                                  #13
                                                  why would you go to all the trouble of building a big ass trebuchet in order to fake launching a cow.

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                                                    • Sinjin
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 582
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by evilbutterfly
                                                      Imagine if you didn't know there was a cow launch that day and you were walking along and then SPLAT! a cow hits you in the face.

                                                      That would suck...
                                                      Wow, what a horrible way to die. I mean, it's a funny way to die...but still. Ugh.

                                                      And everyone trying to say it's fake....shut up. There's enough BS calling in the Brag Board, thanks.

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                                                        • Moogy
                                                          嗚呼
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 10303
                                                          #15
                                                          Plz visit my blog

                                                          ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

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