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  • YoshL
    Celestial Harbor
    FFR Simfile Author
    FFR Music Producer
    • Aug 2008
    • 6156
    #1

    THE Longest Joke in the World

    The Longest Joke in the World
    http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
    This is officially the longest joke in the world


    Read it, it's worth it. The joke is very well written too.


    Originally posted by Charu
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    • SK8R43
      D7 Elite Keymasher
      • Jan 2008
      • 4683
      #2
      Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

      Hmmmm, will do :P
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        • Ohaider
          FFR Veteran
          • Jun 2012
          • 2893
          #3
          Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

          Lmfao

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            • Coolboyrulez0
              VICES
              FFR Simfile Author
              FFR Music Producer
              • Aug 2006
              • 10042
              #4
              Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

              56% reporting in.
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                • FissionMailed1
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 1267
                  #5
                  Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

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                    • YoshL
                      Celestial Harbor
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 6156
                      #6
                      Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                      It's like, actually a good read. Consider actually reading the story


                      Originally posted by Charu
                      Only yours, for an easy price of $19.99! You too can experience the wonders of full motion rump sticking.

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                        • Spenner
                          Forum User
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 2403
                          #7
                          Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                          This is old. I remember hearing this way back when, I still remember the "punchline".

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                            • Hakulyte
                              the Haku
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 4578
                              #8
                              Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                              ..can't read because too scared to see dead face come off with dramatic sound effects.

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                                • rsr2
                                  Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 1384
                                  #9
                                  Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                  Read this a couple years ago and someone posted it here too and I remember my first thought was that was the dumbest thing ever. Then laughed because I spent all that time just for that >_>
                                  Originally posted by MrGiggles
                                  "You shouldn't believe what everyone says about me. I took a shower with my cousin, once. And I have racist thoughts."

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                                    • Garquillex
                                      FFR Veteran
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 965
                                      #10
                                      Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                      I read it all about a year ago
                                      I kept my girlfriend waiting for 30-40mins because of it lol

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                                        • Crashfan3
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Nov 2006
                                          • 2937
                                          #11
                                          Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                          Bah, I have to leave for work in 20 minutes, I'll read this later.

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                                            • samurai7694
                                              바보
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              • Aug 2008
                                              • 4640
                                              #12
                                              Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                              I seriously read through it up until the halfway point where I decided to pick up the pace and skim through it a bit, but I wanted to grab as much detail. I had a feeling on how it was going to end and I was correct. I laughed. I'm not sure if I'm the 11% or 33%....

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                                                • alloyus
                                                  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                  • 3269
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                                  top 11%!

                                                  ^FFP_D0pey btw

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                                                    • supermousie
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                      • 1074
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                                      11% what up. That was probably the best punchline I've ever read holy shit.
                                                      Originally posted by aperson
                                                      yolo

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                                                        • alloyus
                                                          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 3269
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: THE Longest Joke in the World

                                                          P.S. More on-topic of the "joke" it really didn't feel like a joke at all to me xD More of a story if anything, even with it being so long the "joke" portion of it wasn't that funny to me at all, it definitely had a serious tone to it in my view.

                                                          ^FFP_D0pey btw

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