Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

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  • A2P
    FFR Veteran
    • Apr 2009
    • 3127

    #1

    Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

    1. Drinking causes me to scream GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the top of my lungs in my friend's car.

    2. I spend large amounts of money at Burger King (just saw my bank statement, and there's a $30+ statement from there )

    3. I look up some real weird shit online when I black out, including links to such fabulous websites like bluelight and grasscity, with articles about how "'alcohol' is the real gateway drug".

    Alcohol's a hell of a drug.
  • who_cares973
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2006
    • 15407

    #2
    Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

    That's awesome haha

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    • Reincarnate
      x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
      • Nov 2010
      • 6332

      #3
      Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

      Next time try the Kamehameha

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      • trumaestro
        I don't get no respect
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jun 2006
        • 1332

        #4
        Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

        Originally posted by Reincarnate
        Next time try the Kamehameha
        If I'm blackout drunk I don't usually have 4 episodes to pull this off.

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        • cedolad
          moonchild~
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jan 2007
          • 6879

          #5
          Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

          Originally posted by trumaestro
          If I'm blackout drunk I don't usually have 4 episodes to pull this off.
          Ever heard of a bender?

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          • Ohaider
            FFR Veteran
            • Jun 2012
            • 2893

            #6
            Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

            need a mint

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            • 00Razor00
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2006
              • 3530

              #7
              Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

              ain't nothin' wrong with some burger king


              Originally posted by t-rogdor
              hey buddy are you looking for a good song to step because if so i really recommend you step In Front Of A Bus

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              • dAnceguy117
                new hand moves = dab
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2002
                • 10097

                #8
                Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                30 bucks at burger king? that's a lotta baconators

                I was playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent with a couple pals last night. I feel like the game got less spooky as I got more drunk. shrug.

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                • Calcium Deposit
                  I am the liquor
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • May 2007
                  • 706

                  #9
                  Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                  I'm the ILOVEU guy when I'm drunk and will pretty much go up to complete strangers and inform them that I love them and 100% will mean it at the time

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                  • samurai7694
                    바보
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 4640

                    #10
                    Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                    $30+ on BK? what was bought from there? 0o0o0ooooh the possibilities.......

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                    • who_cares973
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 15407

                      #11
                      Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                      i make friends with everyone when drunk

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                      • Sullyman2007
                        FFR Player
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1663

                        #12
                        Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                        few nights ago i called my friend 3 times and left 3 voicemails. at least one of them was "the shittiest drunken rendition of roxanne i have ever heard"

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                        • Sweet_Feet
                          Washed Up
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 1934

                          #13
                          Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                          I like this thread.

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                          • rickyboom
                            FFR Player
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 4

                            #14
                            Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                            I call my friends another name when I'm flat out drunk, even for simple names like "Joyce" I change it to "Kate" LOL

                            ah well you only live once, so might as well get drunk more often and eat more burgers at burger king :P

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                            • runescapedude1126
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 268

                              #15
                              Re: Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

                              Hey guys, I got some jack and BK coupons, party time?
                              Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                              Fisting is not the way to label people.


                              Best AAA'S: {Midnight}, {Rose}, Szamar Madar, Vertex BETA

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