Today, I got absolutely smashed. Here's a couple things I learned about myself.

[A2P]

1. Drinking causes me to scream GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the top of my lungs in my friend's car.

2. I spend large amounts of money at Burger King (just saw my bank statement, and there's a $30+ statement from there )

3. I look up some real weird shit online when I black out, including links to such fabulous websites like bluelight and grasscity, with articles about how "'alcohol' is the real gateway drug".

Alcohol's a hell of a drug.

[who_cares973]

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That's awesome haha

[Reincarnate]

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Next time try the Kamehameha

[trumaestro]

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Next time try the Kamehameha

If I'm blackout drunk I don't usually have 4 episodes to pull this off.

[cedolad]

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If I'm blackout drunk I don't usually have 4 episodes to pull this off.

Ever heard of a bender?

[Ohaider]

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need a mint

[00Razor00]

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ain't nothin' wrong with some burger king

[dAnceguy117]

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30 bucks at burger king? that's a lotta baconators

I was playing Amnesia: The Dark Descent with a couple pals last night. I feel like the game got less spooky as I got more drunk. shrug.

[Calcium Deposit]

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I'm the ILOVEU guy when I'm drunk and will pretty much go up to complete strangers and inform them that I love them and 100% will mean it at the time

[samurai7694]

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$30+ on BK? what was bought from there? 0o0o0ooooh the possibilities.......

[who_cares973]

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i make friends with everyone when drunk

[Sullyman2007]

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few nights ago i called my friend 3 times and left 3 voicemails. at least one of them was "the shittiest drunken rendition of roxanne i have ever heard"

[Sweet_Feet]

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I like this thread.

[rickyboom]

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I call my friends another name when I'm flat out drunk, even for simple names like "Joyce" I change it to "Kate" LOL

ah well you only live once, so might as well get drunk more often and eat more burgers at burger king :P

[runescapedude1126]

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Hey guys, I got some jack and BK coupons, party time?