If anyone ninjas me to making this thread, I'll be pissed. [cough]LUIS AND TERRY[/cough]
OH FFS CHRIS. YOU POSTED YOUR THREAD LIKE A MILLION HOURS BEFORE THE 13th ON THE WEST COAST. YOUR THREAD DON'T COUNT HOMIE.
BETHANY!!
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Unfortunately, since you live on the other side of the planet, I can't attend what could possibly be the most important birthday of your entire life...
Buuuuuuutt, your present is (probably) on the way, and no, I'm still not telling you the price. :3
~
ANYWAY, in celebration for no longer being jailbait, I'll post a cake...
...a pad (HOYLFOK HELLO KITTY)...
...aaaaaaaand a very old picture of you suffocating Chimichanga, spoiler tagged because I couldn't stop laughing at your facial expressions and I needed to finish writing and editing the rest of this post:
It’s been an amazing few months with you, and here’s to many, many more! Happy 18th birthday bebz, I love you.
OH FFS CHRIS. YOU POSTED YOUR THREAD LIKE A MILLION HOURS BEFORE THE 13th ON THE WEST COAST. YOUR THREAD DON'T COUNT HOMIE.
BETHANY!!
On this day, eighteen years ago, you emerged into this world shrieking and covered in amniotic fluid.
Admittedly, looking like a howler monkey drenched in Creaming Soda wasn't the most graceful entrance to life, but if it's any consolation, you're the prettiest howler monkey I've ever seen.
Admittedly, looking like a howler monkey drenched in Creaming Soda wasn't the most graceful entrance to life, but if it's any consolation, you're the prettiest howler monkey I've ever seen.
~
Unfortunately, since you live on the other side of the planet, I can't attend what could possibly be the most important birthday of your entire life...
Buuuuuuutt, your present is (probably) on the way, and no, I'm still not telling you the price. :3
~
ANYWAY, in celebration for no longer being jailbait, I'll post a cake...
...a pad (HOYLFOK HELLO KITTY)...
...aaaaaaaand a very old picture of you suffocating Chimichanga, spoiler tagged because I couldn't stop laughing at your facial expressions and I needed to finish writing and editing the rest of this post:
~
It’s been an amazing few months with you, and here’s to many, many more! Happy 18th birthday bebz, I love you.
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