POLL: Garlic Bread, or Bacon?

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I have to say that if this were simply a poll between garlic bread and bacon on which is preferred/tastes better then I absolutely would have voted garlic bread without a second thought.

But the fact that this is a breakfast item poll changes everything - I doubt I'll ever eat garlic bread for breakfast despite my love for it.

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wait, yall eat garlic bread for breakfast?

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THANK YOU

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Vote's so tight after a full day of this that you could start a small civil war over it.

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Both are edible, neither excite my taste-buds. You want a good breakfast item? Quarn *sausage* patties!

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Despite the fact that bread makes you fat, garlic bread is clearly the superior choice

But memes aside bacon is so fatty it makes me sick to even think about it blegh

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Easiest poll of my life! I don't like bacon and I really like garlic bread, so garlic bread it is and breaking the tie.

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I refuse to believe that garlic bread for breakfast is a real thing

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some people just didnt read the OP, read this as "which is the better food item in general", and voted for garlic bread. The rest are crazy.

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do people actually eat garlic bread for breakfast?

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You have the option for Garlic Bread, why wouldn't you? Has the same ingredients as anything you might see during breakfast (toast, cheese, etc.) with garlic added.

It's a super versatile side dish that can go with just about any meal and that includes breakfast either by itself or with something heavier like a traditional breakfast on a garlic bread dinner roll or sumthin.


Lights just mad that the purist perception of a traditional breakfast is being ruined by the ideology of introducing a food item you generally see for dinner.
Garlic Bread babes won't judge you even if you decided on ice cream for breakfast we got you.

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eating something for breakfast isn't the same as that thing being a breakfast food

even if it was, bacon is still like, better than garlic bread
even tho I'm not the biggest fan of bacon (I prefer sausage)

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I'm totally gonna shill.
Garlic Bread is absolutely the more appealing option!

Garlic bread's versatility is unmatched. It could be paired with a wide variety of dishes, from pastas and salads to soups and stews, enhancing the overall dining experience without overpowering the main course. Its subtle garlic flavor, combined with the buttery, crispy texture, complements rather than competes. Bacon, while delicious, has a strong, distinctive taste that usually overshadows other ingredients imo.

Nutritionally, garlic bread is a healthier option when comparing similar amounts of each. Garlic itself is known for its health benefits, including its ability to boost the immune system and reduce blood pressure. When made with whole grain bread, garlic bread can also provide a good source of fiber. Bacon on the other hand is high in saturated fat and sodium, which can contribute to heart disease and other health issues when consumed in excess. Heaven forbid you eat the bacon grease. I've seen a guy cook his eggs in bacon grease after his bacon is finished and I'm like wtf.

We all know how important inclusion is in 2024; garlic bread has a universal appeal that transcends dietary restrictions and preferences. It can easily be adapted to fit vegetarian and vegan diets by using plant-based butters and cheeses. This inclusivity allows it to be a part of various meal plans and gatherings without excluding individuals based on their dietary needs. Bacon does not offer the same level of flexibility and can exclude vegetarians, vegans, and those who avoid pork for religious reasons.

While bacon holds a special place in the hearts of many for some reason, garlic bread edges it out in terms of versatility, nutritional value, and inclusivity and that's a fact.

If you find yourself unexpectedly craving garlic bread over bacon, please disregard the utterly coincidental color choices above. They were purely decorative and not intended for subliminal messaging.

I mean just look at them, no contest.

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