Fav Family Guy Quotes

[PurifiedWater]

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Funniest episode by far is the one where peter gets the footie pajamas and thinks he is jesus with his static electricity power. xD xD xD

[smartdude1212]

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Tom: Here's Ollie Williams with our blaccu-weather report, what's it like out there Ollie
Ollie: It's raining sideways!
Tom: Where's your umbrella?
Ollie: Five miles that way!
Tom: Is there anything we can get for you?
Ollie: Soup!
Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKY!!

Omg I ****ing love scenes with Ollie. XD

Tom: And now, over to cooking corner, with Ollie Williams! What's cooking, Ollie?
Ollie: EGGO!

[DragonKazooie89]

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"Who's going to proect me from the evil monkey in my closet?"

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Stewie: Well i'd love to stay and chat but you're a total bitch.

[link583]

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my favorite quote was a cut scene

[JTOTHEACKIE2]

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i don't know how the scene goes but it's the whole let take epikack and the last one to throw up gets the last piece of pie

Brian: hold my ears back so i don't throw up
*peter grabs brians ears but peter throws up on brian*
*brian throws up*

[AuraSage]

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My favorite quote is when Peter first got a job at the brewery, and he said, "Soon i will a person that can't wait to go to work at the morning...like a dairy cow." And it show a cow moaning while a guy is milking it.

[6 p01nt3d*st@r]

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Brian: This chocolate is sooooooo good, but I can't eat it 'cause it's gonna make me fat, but it's sooooooo good.

that was thEE..funniest quote ever!

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Peter: I work at Burger King making flamer woopers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
Don't bob for fries in hot fatty meat.
They hurt bad and so do skin grafts.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell.
Can't hear the bell.
Where is the bell?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I work at Burger King making flamer woopers. I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.

[Izzy-chandess]

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Chris: I'M SO AWKWARD!!!

[powerflash86]

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Peter- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Doctor: The operation was a success. What are you going to go by now?
*looks down*
Ehehehe. Peter.

[6 p01nt3d*st@r]

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PETER: i need to poop...............NOW!
peter:like that time i outfarted michel moore
stewie: what the duce?
chris:thers an evil monkey in my closet!!!
chris: (says to loues)peter is starting his own tv station but he told me not to tell mom because shes just going to bicth about it

[dickjustice~]

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joe-peter you realize im gunna have to take your lisense
peter-well youll have to catch me..-chaces joe in tank-
-runs joes legs over-
joe-peter what the hell?!
peter-ehehehehehe you look like a half empty tooth paste

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Peter: Yes. Now I can do what I had planned for today. Gladiator mice.
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Peter: YES YES DIE DIE DIE. I have everything and YOU HAVE NOTHING!!!