Fav Family Guy Quotes

[Chromer]

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Peter: Brian look, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, OOOOOOOOO.
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.

That's another one of my favorites.



Brian: "Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in country?"

Quagmire: "Giggity Giggity!"

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Peter: Brian look, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, OOOOOOOOO.
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.


^^^
classic

[SpoOkyMagician]

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Oh yea! :P That was funny as hell. ^_^

[712185]

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"aaaahh!! What Was The Point Of All That?! This Just Shoots You In The Arm! It Doesn't Make Breakfast At All! Aaahhh!"

[SpoOkyMagician]

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LOL... Those were all funny. But my favorite was the one about KFC. :P I live in Kentucky and I found the joke very funny. :P

Petter: "Wait, you mean I flew all the way to kentucky and the cernel isnt working today?"
Guy: "Yo' he dead."
Petter: "What?"
Guy: "I say he dead."
Petter: "Is Mr. Sanders in?!"
Guy: "Yo' fool, what yo prob, i said he dead."
Petter: "...THE CERNAL!"

lol...

[ygugsa295]

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she needs to get laid big time.

peter: i hear this guy's gonna be hilarious. he played kramer, you know.
cleveland: oh, this is gonna be fun!

you can't leave, that's desertion! they'll come after you like peter went after that hockey coach. oop. no clip? oop, thought we had a clip. nope? ok.

[Ihaveawii]

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Tom: Here's Ollie Williams with our blaccu-weather report, what's it like out there Ollie
Ollie: It's raining sideways!
Tom: Where's your umbrella?
Ollie: Five miles that way!
Tom: Is there anything we can get for you?
Ollie: Soup!
Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKY!!

[ddr_f4n]

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Brian: This chocolate is sooooooo good, but I can't eat it 'cause it's gonna make me fat, but it's sooooooo good.

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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peter: hey addy, hey addy look. hey addy, i'm tojo. ne ne ne ne net, net, net, net ne, i am from japan. whaaa

[Metheawsome]

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Peter:This is worse than that time I got arrested for reading while intoxicated.

*At the library, Peter is drunk*

Peter: Don't be sad about your hand Johnny Trumane, you still live in exciting times!
*Looks up at a cop*
Peter: Uh-oh.... ThelifeofasilversmithapprenticewasahardandtryingoneaaaHHH!!!!!
*Runs then crashes into a bookshelf*

Hard to translate that into text.

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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lois on phone: Peter did what?!?!
peter to brian: well i best be gettin to work
brian: but peter it's night time
peter: boy you said it. see ya.

*peter runs outside and hides in a tree*

lois: peter get down from there
peter: NO, you're gonna yell at me

[cC@Zz]

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Peter: Ben Stiller help me.

Ben: No Peter, I herd what you said about my movies

Peter: How'd ya hear?

*Ben points to his giant ears*

Ben: Hello.

Peter: Go to hell you mutant offspring of comedy people.
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Chris: Whats the blowhole for.

Peter: I'll tell you what its not for son and when I do you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld.
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Peter: Yea I'm looking for toilet training books.

guy: Oh yes we can help you there. Ah "Everybody Poops" is still the standard of course. We also got the less popular "Nobody Poops But You".

Peter: Well ya see we're Catholic so a......

Guy: Oh so you want "Your a Notty Child and Thats Concentrated Evil coming Out the Back of You".

[dandandandandan1111]

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Pat Sagac: I'll need four constanants, and a vowel.

Peter: Uuummmm...I'll....have a Z, a Q, another Q, a third Q, and a batman symbol

Pat: Sorry no help there!

[Chief0678]

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Peter is playing DDR in Chuckie Cheese. Bill Clinton is watching him.

Bill: Watch the screen. Not your feet!
Peter: Shut up!! I've got it!
Pizza Caller Worker: Number 32!!
Peter: Oh no!!! Our pizza's ready!
Bill: Tag out man! Tag out!

They both slap hands as Peter gets the pizza, while Bill plays the DDR song...... I'm a Barbie girl.

Bill: I'm a barbie girl!! In a Barbie world!! Wrappin plastic, it's fantastic! Come on Barbie lets go party! Uh uh uh yeah!!!!!

[businessman07]

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"Dad your name is peter"

" hahaha it sure is son it sure is"