Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes
yeah cheese makes everything taste better
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Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes
Lois: Peter you're such a child.
Peter: Well if i'm a child you know what that makes you? a pedaphile. and i'll be damned if i'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.Leave a comment:
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These are overused at school way too much. :/
They're funny the first 2 or 3 times, and then just get old.
I love the evil monkey stalking Chris though.
And the doctor who never gets to the point.Leave a comment:
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one that's not really funny, but i love
'ooh piece of candy!'
idno why...been stuck in my head a lot tooLeave a comment:
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Louis : Peter your drunk again!
Peter : No no, i'm just exhausted from staying up all night drinking.
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*Louis and Peter are hoping a fence at a high school party that the cops showed up*
Cops : Hold it right there! Aren't you two a little old to be drinking?
Peter : Louis look over there! *peter points in a random direction*
*Peter turns to the cops* Peter : RUN!
*Cops panic and take off running*Last edited by Lamoc; 04-23-2007, 04:53 PM.Leave a comment:
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Peter: we prefer the term little people, cause there's nothing funny about being mentally handicapped. someday we will rule the world, and you will beg us for mercy, and we will consider it.Leave a comment:
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"Either they're watching Batman or doing the do!" *cuts to outside of body, Batman theme plays while Lois is brushing her teeth*Leave a comment:
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Well here are a few of my favorites.
Peter: To many people get away with injustice. Like the folks you meet in those Louisiana swamps.
*shows kermit sitting in a log playing the banjo and a guy rows up in a boat*
Guy in boat: Excuse me do you know how to get to town
*Kermit puts away the banjo and pulls out a shotgun*
Kermit: Yea its back the way you came.
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Brian: Meamo es Brian. (Says some other stuff in Spanish that I can't spell)
Guy: That was pretty good, but actually when you said meamo es Brian you don't need the es, just meamo Brain.
Brian: Oh you speak english.
Guy: No just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...Your kidding right?
Guy: que
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Peter: Micheal Eisner
Stewie: Cover your heart!
Eisner: Kaly Maaaa....Kaly Maaaaa......Kaly Maaaaaa
Peter: You betrayed the shareholders.
*Peter punches Eisner off a cliff then eisner is eaten by crocodiles*
Stewie: You think he's dead?
Peter: Nah, Nah he'll be back on his feet in no time. Probably following Jonathan Dolgens foot steps, wind up with a pod dealer over at touchstone.
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Stewie: Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. I mean sure I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't. Really for Hell This is not that bad.
Steve Allen: Hi there I'm Steve Allen
Stewie: Oh hello
*Allen takes of shirt*
Allen: Alright lets do this
Stewie: AHHH!!
*Stewie dissapears from hell*
Allen: I don't understand i was only going to ask him to fix my collar.
Allen: Well I wonder what they have on TV in Hell?
TV: *singing*
*Allen tries changing the channel with the remote but can't*
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Girl: Peter don't. They say if you watch that video you die.
Peter: Ah thats a lot of belony.
*puts in a tape of the movie Mannequin, which starts playing on the TV with music playing as well*
TV: We can build this dream together, stand this storm forever, nothings gonna stop us now.
*shows Peter on the ground dead with his mouth stretched opened*Last edited by cC@Zz; 04-23-2007, 03:37 PM.Leave a comment:
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Prosecutor: "Stewie, would you say that Mr. Jackson was agressive towards you?"
Stewie: "I'll say. And the worst thin is he never asked me out to dinner."
~Courtroom explodes into laughter~
Stewie: "No no, but in all seriousness he was pretty aggressive."Leave a comment:
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In myself before lock/move/ban/fail
Wait... too late for the last oneLeave a comment:
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