FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

[justin_ator]

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I'm surprised this wasn't advertised on the homepage

Really, I am too.

hmm. Some not-so-surprising outcomes.

Yeah...

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

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Will you guys be mad at me if I tell you i introduced rzr to FFR?

WHAT the **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

In other words thy answer is YES.

[pokelda]

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kairon looks like a ***. An ugly one at that.

[Kairon]

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kairon looks like a ***. An ugly one at that.

Oh you vicious tease. -rawr-

[nuclearsamurai]

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secretly poke wants you in his junk

I don't think it was a secret to begin with.

[richyrich55]

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The Up and Coming FFRer is our friendliest of posters, EAGAMES.

Wtf EAG is like next to the best at FFR and he gets up & coming?

[Kekeb]

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There should be a 'most satirical poster' award. In which case it belongs to hoochan.


**** you

[Svaz]

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Sorry TRD, I'm overly paranoid. I also apologise for not fully grasping the FFya best thread concept until it was too late to alter my vote.

[All_That_Chaz]

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Least noticed: MalReynolds

[JurseyRider734]

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Least funny: Kairon

[blindreper1179]

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awe man, i didn't win anything again. :'(

[FishFishRevolution]

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best minion

[blindreper1179]

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oh sweet! =D

[tha Guardians]

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Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things relating to what we are doing but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to finish, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will finish. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean yourself with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

Whoa.
Where do I sign up for this class?

[passivegirl]

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Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? (Epic-ness shortly ensues thereafter...)

...

Oh, my God.

I cannot believe that was an actual post from CraigsList.

...This may be in its entirety the greatest thing I've ever read.