FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

[Kagome]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

Too many people tried to buy votes this year. If you were in any of the chats during voting then you probably saw people saying "plzplz vote for me I'll give you 5000 credits plzplzplz". People also just voted for friends is a lot of the categories. Even though they had no reason to be nominated.

[devonin]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

So should I like, just bar people from voting for me next year?

[robertsona]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

ban everyone who's ever made a post

[devonin]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

Hunh?

[Izzy]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

ban everyone who's ever made a post

I laughed for some reason. So random and out of place.

[devonin]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

I think he may have misread

"So should I like, just bar people from voting for me next year?
For
"So should I like, just ban people from voting for me next year?"

[robertsona]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

no i just felt like being stupid

[pokelda]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

Mmm... I love it when you craft categories specifically to garner votes for me.

Also, it would be somewhat masturbatory, because I know I'm the best writer and do not need this verified by a bunch of high-foreheaded, knuckle dragging honky-tonk freak-stylers. Except for erotic lit. You seem to have the corner on that one.

mead wins sorry

[nuclearsamurai]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex.

I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.

Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you. I will be using lots of lube as well.

When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things relating to what we are doing but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.

When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate your ass.

When level 1-4 starts I will alternate between holes as I see fit. You may beg me to finish, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will finish. You may then say something like "Thanks", "It was great", "I loved it", "Don't stop"

If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean yourself with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.

I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together.

Hot. xD

I actually took the time to read all of this.

And damn, I didn't win anything.

D:

EDIT: No, I do not like anal.

[Kairon]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

Why were you voted as funniest again?

Bloody knew it. I bloody knew it. I casually make two posts that aren't crammed with hilarity and suddenly everyone s**ts themselves screaming "OMG WHY DID HE WIN HE ISNT FUNNY DUR DUR DUR DUR?!?!?/?!!1!?" And now, no matter what I say (this post included), it will never be good enough for you people (and I use the word 'people' loosely), and every character I type will be bashed and scrutinized by the snooty-snooty elitist baby-seal-clubbing "I-know-what's-goddam-funny-around-here" nerf-herders who feel the need to ceaselessly remind me of how my posts are the humorological equivalent of a funeral on Christmas day before moving swiftly on to the list of everyone who is funnier than me. (Like Tokzic or Jewpin... or Grandiagod and his blowjob pants... or Tables, a.k.a. Mr. I-Can-Post-A-Funny-Picture-And-Everyone-Poops-Themselves-Laughing-Therefore-I'm-A-Comic-Genius-O'Reilly... or even the Rape Dragon himself, who I can practically guarantee will respond to this with some witty, raised-eyebrow, single-sentence remark, such as "So you were voted funniest poster because...?" At which point the streets will FILL with laughter as my self-esteem shrinks to the point where it could be stored inside a f**king Tic-Tac container.) Well, nuts to you all! The contest is over and the people have spoken! I'm apparently f**king hilarious and I have the commemorative plaque to prove it!

So stick that in your smoke and pipe it! [/satire]

...

(On a side note, I would just like to say thanks to the people that voted for me. I believe there were twelve of you. I prob'ly didn't deserve it; I have the feeling this is the direct result of having a couple friends and making one or two lucky posts towards the end of the year. [Jonas Brothers and High School Musical come to mind.] Anyway, it's been fun. And I hereby look forward to the chaos, hilarity, and insanity that next year's awards will surely bring as well. Well played, gents, and better luck next time!)

[robertsona]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

that's what she said

[Tasselfoot]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

ps - that post wasn't funny. even in an attempted rant, pseudo-anger type of attempted humor. it smelled of trying to be funny, but wasn't.

but you do have cool t-shirt ideas.

[robertsona]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

actually he makes some good points

also starting a post with "ps" is kinda stupid

[dashoe93]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

that's what she said

Funniest Poster:robertsona
Funniest Poster:robertsona
Funniest Poster:robertsona
Funniest Poster:robertsona
Funniest Poster:robertsona

[Kairon]

Re: FFR Awards 2008 - The Results

ps - that post wasn't funny. even in an attempted rant, pseudo-anger type of attempted humor. it smelled of trying to be funny, but wasn't.

but you do have cool t-shirt ideas.

Thanks.

And eh, I figured it was hit-or-miss. I mainly wanted to comment on the ridiculousness of winning said funny award.

Plus, I'll take any excuse to make a commemorative plaque.