How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

[killtherockk]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Try this, it got him unbanned.

change your avatar it's creepy

[Nyokou]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

I slit my wrists when my parents take my computer privelages.

[killtherockk]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

I slit my wrists when my parents take my computer privelages.

ya and i go cry in a corner...>.>

[SaSSyBiiTcH]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Tell her Oprah's on...
Then race to the comp.

[JurseyRider734]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Regardless, just do your work and don't give your mother a reason to take away your computer. I've been down that path.

Yeah, and you still don't do your homework! Bum.

[spinal_compression]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Buy your own computer and pay for your own internet. It's what I do. My mom doesn't tell me **** now.

That or you move out. Go to a friends house and use his computer then go home whenever.

[Dimitri13]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Yeah, because in my college History class, we have 2 grades. So I guess if I miss one, I'm pretty much ****ed eh?

Think about how classes could be structured.

Regardless, just do your work and don't give your mother a reason to take away your computer. I've been down that path.

On an unrelated note I worked and saved up to buy myself my own computer and related stuff.

Well, you're in a COLLEGE history class. He's in a regular old basic high school course. Unless it's an advanced or AP class, he'll, 99% of the time, have a lot of assignments.

So I see that he's missed a few assignments, but does poorly enough to have an F.

[MrRubix]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Missing an exam in college though is just retarded on so many levels.

[MarukuAntoni]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

just tell your mom you have hw to do. unless youve already used that excuse and just play video games on it all day, then it might work.

[chidori!]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

just tell your mom you have hw to do. unless youve already used that excuse and just play video games on it all day, then it might work.

EXZACLY
works perfectly for me scince everything is computerized or can be computrized



i know computerized is not a real word

[smartdude1212]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Take accountability for your own actions.

[TheBoneIII]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

If you have homework you have to use the comp for, do it at school. If there is no computer lab/student computers, then talk to your teacher(s) about your situation. Hopefully he/she/they will contact your mom and settle something.

If you don't have any of that sort of homework, then sorry, but you just need to do better in school. Isolation from a comp is hard for me sometimes, but if I (hypothetically) really deserve it, then I would accept said punishment.The Internet is a huge distraction from schoolwork.

[kailure]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Threaten her. >=]

[jewpinthethird]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

Run away from home. Sure, you'll eventually come crawling back due to the lonely coldness of the hungry streets, but at least you'll teach your mom a lesson right?

[Specforces]

Re: How to convince your Mom to let you go on the computer?

I was thinking of something more along the lines of kidnapping your father, taking him to an abandoned warehouse, stripping him of his clothes, and then proceeding to dismember parts of his body. For maximum effect, make sure there is a live-feed video established in your mother's room and time it so that you begin this activity as soon as she arrives home. Above where you will establish live-feed, make sure you smear a message, in your dog's or sister's blood, that says, "You should have let me use the computer, bitch "

With your father, start with some part of the body that's easily removed and doesn't have any major arteries that will cause excess bleeding, like the fingers. Keep with you a soldering iron, or something that has the capability to generate a lot of heat for cauterization. You wouldn't want your father to die a quick death. It needs to be slow and vicious, you want him to suffer for accepting such a stupid bitch to be your mother. After you remove the fingers you would probably be better off removing the toes before moving to anything bigger. Also, you want to make these cuts as quickly and precisely as possible, immediately afterward cauterizing them to keep your father alive. After removing all limbs and probably an ear and his upper lip, you want to throw him in the back of your truck and do one of two things: Engulf his body in flames or drown him. But make sure he has an opportunity to see himself in a mirror first, if his lack of will to live doesn't kill him then you can finish him off with the aforementioned techniques.

What are you waiting for, get to work...