What's your favorite pick up line?

[madmatt621]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

That one is really old.

[Tibs]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

stick your hands down my pants and you'll feel nuts.

no-one has heard of the bloodhound gang

[FishFishRevolution]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

"Ever see a grown man cry?"

Still the best.

[Wlfwnd91]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I farted over there, can I stand by you?

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Are you magic? Cause every time I look at you my pants get tight.

[Xack24]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[g4z33b0]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Hey ladies, want to hear about quantum mechanics?

Works every time.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

My particular favorite: "*Walk up* Hi. What's your name? (At this point, there's a select few that stick out their hand for some weird reason, which I bend over and kiss. I know this, because it catches them by surprise).........(Good long night of talking)..........Can I keep in touch?...........Thank you."

Works every time.

One someone on VGDC forums made up:

"Did you just fart? Because you blew me away."

[Tibs]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

this man has the right idea

[GangsterGirl1221]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

*BEING SAID TO A BOTHERSOME GUY*if i needed a pussy i would buy a cat. lol

[jchinzilla]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

"let's ****"

[g4z33b0]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

*BEING SAID TO A BOTHERSOME GUY*if i needed a pussy i would buy a cat. lol

u r hilarious

[fido123]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Damn...I was ganna say that one :'(

[JTOTHEACKIE2]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

omg here a few these guys came up with in my health class when we had to practice saying no to sex while being pressured:

"Is that a calculator in your pants or are you just happy to see me"

"If we go play laser tag, thats not the only thing i'll be shooting"

[csoup1414]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

wow these are awesome
but no guy has ever used one on me, and i dont know any
no guy would use one because all guys in my school know i would either walk away if it was stupid or slap them if it was completely pointless

[scrobytilt]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

If you were a burger at McDonald's I'd call you McBeautiful