What's your favorite pick up line?

[theinsomniacnimrod]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I only know geeky ones...

"Put some current in my wire as I insert it into your magnetic field with force..."
"Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction"
"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force"
"Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod"

I promise that if you ever use any of these you will never get laid again.

[A2_Sauce]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

lol, only in madison

[flashman41]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Lets flip a coin... heads I get tail, tails I get head.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Lets flip a coin... heads I get tail, tails I get head.

Probably the best I've seen so far. No kidding.

[Mr_Tumness]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Your mom and dad must have been the thieves, because they stole all the stars from the sky and put them into your eyes.

[flashman41]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Probably the best I've seen so far. No kidding.

Haha, my roommate told me it. He's the kind of crazy guy that doesn't care what anyone thinks, and isn't exactly the brightest guy, so I wouldn't put it past him to use a line like this.. and fail miserably on multiple occasions. XD

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

How many drinks would it take for me to be good enough looking for you?

[jewpinthethird]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Ever seen a grown man cry?

[Shashmakito]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I'm gay.



Works all the time.

[-paexaea-]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Hey, I have an idea. Stop talking and suck my dick.

[Dc-xBluex]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Nice shoes, wanna f@#k?!

[jewpinthethird]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I'm....I'm dying.

[AriesMalvis]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Lets flip a coin... heads I get tail, tails I get head.

lol that ones awesome

the last one i fell for was the 'i lost my number can i borrow yours'
cuz i thought he was serious when he was like omg omg omg!

[stfuitsbrandon]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

All this could be yours for one low, low price!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Good news, the test results are negative!

You look just like my mother.

[Ice wolf]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

1. I have the whole dictionary tattooed on my ****. Now let's go back to my place and put some word in your mouth.

2. *Turns pockets inside out* Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears?