What's your favorite pick up line?

[Dragula219]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I like to put about 20 .50 caliber hollow point bullets in her, and then I say.....



Gets the girlies all the time.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I only know geeky ones...

"Put some current in my wire as I insert it into your magnetic field with force..."
"Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction"
"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force"
"Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod"

I promise that if you ever use any of these you will never get laid again.

My former Pre-AP Biology teacher might find those kinky.

[tsugomaru]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?






~Tsugomaru

[-paexaea-]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I lol'd so hard at all of those Tsu.

[jewpinthethird]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I'm rich and I have a Ph.D.

[purebloodtexan]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

I'm gonna go ahead and steal from a Mortal Kombat parody:

"How about a little animality sexality?"

[Doug31]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

If I say you have a nice body will you hold it against me?

[WhyCry]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

[masterhickle]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you
are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

(E-cookies to the first person to post where I got those from)

[Danceman231]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Want a piece of candy?

[purebloodtexan]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

Want a piece of candy?

Nice, no kidding.

[-paexaea-]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Comin' quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you
are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

(E-cookies to the first person to post where I got those from)

I know you didn't try and rap on FlashFlashRevolution.com.

[masterhickle]

Re: What's your favorite pick up line?

If I tried to rap, I would have copy-pasta'ed the entire song =P. But alas, I only put in parts of it, lol.

To stick to the thread...

I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.