The United Alliance of FFR

[scorpio1690]

Re: The United Alliance of FFR

Dude the #1 rated guy for whatever today's ranking was had more people in his own state than that.

[mead1]

Re: The United Alliance of FFR

Bump for good threading.

[scorpio1690]

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Nudity is compulsory in Zodiacopolis.

[Tibs]

Re: The United Alliance of FFR

Update:

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force.

Tibsi is ranked 18th in the region and 72,514th in the world for Nudest.

[masterarts]

Re: The United Alliance of FFR

i guess ill join?

[Tibs]

Re: The United Alliance of FFR

Bump.

The Rogue Nation of Tibsi is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 18%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Gambling.

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, the government is avowedly atheist, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem. Tibsi's national animal is the cat-eating asian girl and its currency is the handjob.

Tibsi is ranked 11th in the region and 46,111th in the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

I think I'm winning.

[fluffygdog95]

Re: The United Alliance of FFR

I joined.

EDIT: Fluffygdog95's national animal is the mudkip, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the euro. Funneh.

[scorpio1690]

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First for gambling kthx.

[mead1]

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I am second to last for gambling. My nation knows how to keep it's populace in line.

[scorpio1690]

Re: The United Alliance of FFR



Did I win yet?

[Tibs]

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The Issue

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Tibsi's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Homosexuals could be added to the menu.
The Debate

1. "The fact is, the Homosexual population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Alexei Rubin. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Homosexual kebabs, Homosexual pies, Homosexual-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

2. "I agree that something needs to be done about Homosexual over-population," says random passer-by Pip Winters, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
[Accept]

3. "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Dave Longfellow. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Homosexuals were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Homosexual is part of what makes Tibsi a great nation!"
[Accept]

The Government Position

The government has indicated its intention to follow the recommendations of Option 1.

Hahaha

[SethSquall]

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Same issue. Just swap Homosexual for Dragon. I saved mine. They're a protected species. I think I might be taking my nation too seriously

[flypie743]

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The Nomadic Peoples of Wikipedia IV

"Four score and seven years ago our fathers ate cabbage"

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Very Good
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Excellent
Location: Flash Flash Revolution Region
Regional Influence: Minnow

The Nomadic Peoples of Wikipedia IV is a tiny, pleasant nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 16%. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Wikipedia IV's national animal is the omeganitros and its currency is the omega points.

[skyrunner06]

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klazaplakastania eats its prisoners

[skishmonkey72]

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Spotlight on: The Democratic Republic of Clabbons

"We rub bats together until they bleed."
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Good
Political Freedoms: Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

The Democratic Republic of Clabbons is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30%. A substantial private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Soda Sales.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clabbons's national animal is the prostitute and its currency is the homosexual rock.