The Republic of Kibaki is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 24%. A healthy private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Cheese Exports.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kibaki's national animal is the tiger and its currency is the shilling.
Location: Flash Flash Revolution Region Regional Influence: Minnow
The Dictatorship of Klazaplakastania is a tiny, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.
Crime is a major problem. Klazaplakastania's national animal is the dope fish and its currency is the dried cow poo
UN Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Some
Location: Flash Flash Revolution Region
Regional Influence: Minnow
The People's Republic of Shockonia is a tiny, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The small government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration industries.
Crime is a serious problem. Shockonia's national animal is the crocodile and its currency is the liben.
UN Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare
Location: gatesville
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Holy Empire of Ijicium is a huge, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 433 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology industries.
Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ijicium's national animal is the demon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the patral.
Ijicium is ranked 521st in the region and 74,882nd in the world for Happiest Citizens.
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Rare
Location: gatesville
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Dominion of Uulib is a huge, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 433 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 84%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.
Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Uulib's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the guld.
Uulib is ranked 852nd in the region and 90,890th in the world for Happiest Citizens.
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Struggling
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
The Theocracy of Hugh Laurie is a tiny, devout nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 58%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Hugh Laurie's national animal is the steve mcqueen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the vicodin pill.
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