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  • talisman
    Resident Penguin
    FFR Simfile Author
    • May 2003
    • 4598
    #31
    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

    omega just got cyber-laid.

    in other news, happy birthday.

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      • iPatcH
        Swamp Lemons Rule
        FFR Simfile Author
        FFR Music Producer
        • Dec 2004
        • 3371
        #32
        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

        lol no
        put on a donk on it

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          • hydrojakep
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2003
            • 2294
            #33
            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

            Happy birthday. Now please ipatch, drop the gun.



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              • Kilgamayan
                Super Scooter Happy
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2003
                • 6583
                #34
                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                Happy Birthday for the next 10 minutes.
                I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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                  • dAnceguy117
                    new hand moves = dab
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 10103
                    #35
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                    We should do a countdown to when it's not her birthday. READY GO

                    oh ps happy birthday

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                      • B3NJ1
                        FFR Player
                        • Mar 2005
                        • 266
                        #36
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                        es la dia de tu comleanos. Mi espanol es el suck.

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                          • vashthestampede0987
                            FFR Player
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2997
                            #37
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                            Haps to yo bday.
                            Omega owes me [1] omega favor
                            I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.

                            Originally posted by Synthlight
                            I hate myself.

                            Cheers,

                            Synthlight
                            xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
                            xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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                              • ImEric12
                                FFR Player
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 1952
                                #38
                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                                happy unbirthday D=

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                                  • Snapps
                                    NO DOUBT GET LOUD
                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                    • Sep 2003
                                    • 5650
                                    #39
                                    1987 Hitler's last living henchman dies

                                    Rudolf Hess, Nazi leader Adolf Hitler's former deputy, is found strangled to death in Spandau Prison in Berlin at the age of 93, apparently the victim of suicide. Hess was the last surviving member of Hitler's inner circle and the sole prisoner at Spandau since 1966.

                                    Hess, an early and devoted follower of Nazism, participated in Hitler's failed "Beer Hall Putsch" in 1923. He escaped to Austria but voluntarily returned to Germany to join Hitler in Landsberg jail. During his eight months in prison, Hitler dictated his life story--Mein Kampf--to Hess. In 1933, Hess became deputy Nazi party leader, but Hitler later lost faith in his leadership ability and made him second in the line of succession after Hermann Goering.

                                    In May 1941, Hess stole an airplane and landed it in Scotland on a self-styled mission to negotiate a peace between Britain and Germany. He was immediately arrested by British authorities. His peace proposal--met with no response from the British--was essentially the same as the peace offer made by Hitler in July 1940: an end to hostilities with Britain and its empire in exchange for a free German hand on the European continent. However, by May 1941 the Battle of Britain had been lost by Germany, and Hitler rightly condemned Hess of suffering from "pacifist delusions" in thinking that a resurgent Britain would make peace.

                                    Held in Britain until the end of the war, Hess was tried at Nuremberg after the war with other top Nazis. Because he had missed out on the worst years of Nazi atrocities and had sought peace in 1941, he was sentenced to life imprisonment. He was held in Spandau Prison in Berlin, and the USSR, the United States, Britain, and France shared responsibility in guarding him.

                                    On August 17, 1987, he was found strangled to death in a cabin in the exercise yard at Spandau Prison. Apparently, he choked himself to death with an electrical cord he found there. Some suspected foul play.
                                    Oh and happy birthday.

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                                      • JurseyRider734
                                        lil j the bad b-word
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 7507
                                        #40
                                        Motion City Soundtrack 8)
                                        Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                        Originally posted by Afrobean
                                        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                          • Afrobean
                                            Admiral in the Red Army
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 13262
                                            #41
                                            Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                                            Originally posted by B3NJ1
                                            es la dia de tu comleanos. Mi espanol es el suck.
                                            It's the day of your birthday. My spanish is the (or, given the source: "teh") suck.

                                            Sometimes I wonder how I know as much spanish as I do without any actually learning in the subject, but then I remember that I'm a genius.

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                                              • Jam930
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Apr 2004
                                                • 1069
                                                #42
                                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY




                                                I'm sorry.
                                                -Jamie

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                                                  • falconsfan14
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Jan 2005
                                                    • 2183
                                                    #43
                                                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                                                    ROFL, happy birthday.

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                                                      • flypie743
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 3210
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: HAY

                                                        Originally posted by Jam930
                                                        <comic>


                                                        I'm sorry.
                                                        Banned.

                                                        FOR LIFE!

                                                        IF YOU ARE THE BOMB YOU WILL CLICK THIS and if you dont, you suck.

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                                                          • FishFishRevolution
                                                            GotR Creator
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 7251
                                                            #45
                                                            RE: Re: RE: HAY

                                                            hi2u <3 Flypie.

                                                            What do you want for your birthday?

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