what is the oddest thing that ever happened to you?

[ROCKETs]

recently for me, i "fell out" of a van that was going 45 kph during lunch hour traffic.

i'm curious if anyone else ever had odd/humorous things happen, or if i'm just the only one here who is an idiot (who does some seriously stupid stuff). please try to write about an actual experience, and if you're going to make it up, make it believable.

oh yeah, please include any and all ufo and bigfoot sightings, if available!

[SotN]

I jumped off my friend's two story house once.

That hurt. Alot. I didnt break anything, though.

[jewpinthethird]

One day, when I tried to jump over a hand rail, my feet got caught on the rail part and I landed on my head and sprained my wrist.

PARTY!!!

[dontcareaboutmyid]

My friend has a giant trampoline and we play a dodgeball like game where two people are on and you try not to get hit by the people around the edge. you get hit you're off and they're on. So me and this huge kid are on. I jump and the kid bounces my high into the air. I'm litterally eye level with the tops of the tree by the trampoline. It wasn't high but it was high enough where i panic, flail my arms and legs wildly, and fall into the springs tearing up my leg and spraining my ankel. But i wasn't hit

[ROCKETs]

ouch (where's the wince emoticon?)

i guess i'm fortunate to have stupid luck, 'cause i never actually get injured,really--just bruises...and maybe roadburn.

[Spazzbite]

speaking of trampolines, when i was little i jumped too high on the trampoline, and i looked down and got scared because i was up so high, so i grabbed onto a nearby tree branch so i wouldnt have to take the fall. i later realized that i had no way to get down without dropping back down onto the trampoline(i was embarassed for making such a dum choice). after 5 or 10 minutes of sitting on that tree branch i jumped down back onto the trampoline, hurting my ankles from the drop.

[scorpio1690]

Damn those trampolines, when I was little my sister and her friend double bounced me so high I get see over my house into my friends living room across the street and I came back down, landed on my back, got the biggest whiplash ever, and then said,"DO IT AGAIN!"

[Bittabe-be]

wow. these are really entertaining....

one time at wrestling practice, me and my friend were supposed to be doing warmups, but instead, we decided to play a joke on this guy that we really really didn't like. it ended up that later he ended up with a spraind ankle and i hurt my back. The other kid didn't get hurt because our plan backfired. To top it off, we got suspnded and could't go back to practice for a week.

[jewpinthethird]

HAHA! Serves you right for Hatin'.

[Bittabe-be]

i had to hate! he stol emy money! and tried to fight me once!

[Valek]

Valek meets skateboard. Valek laughs at skateboard. Valek hops on skateboard and tries to move forward, skateboard moves forward too fast and Valek flies up in the air and breaks his fall with his right cheek and shoulder.

Needless to say, it hurt and me friends laughed because of the way I drummed after the incident.

[ROCKETs]

come on, haven't any of you at least been abducted by aliens at one time or another?

just because washington state has the most ufo sightings in north america doesn't mean that canada doesn't get its fair share of the action!

[scorpio1690]

We have the Sasquatch, he stole my beer!

[jewpinthethird]

I'll make up a story then...


One day I was sitting alone, by my pool, gazing up at the moon. "Life has to exist somewhere else" I thought to myself, "Or else that would be a waste of space." I then thought "HA! I'm so clever" But then I remembered that I stole that from Contact and sank into a depression. In my self pitty I failed didn't notice the large hovering light above my face. I wasnt until I was aboard the space craft that I noticed something wasnt right. "Why am I surrounded by Irishmen?....Wait a second...those aren't Irishmen....they're much to smart, and they dont smell vomit...they must be something else. SH*T! They're aliens!!! Wait till I tell the chaps at FFR about this!!! They're all Star-Wars nerds, they get a kick out of it"

One of the Aliens lifted me with his mind with the help of a fork-lift. I said to the alien "I guess Space wasnt wasted, then huh?!" Herm(old english) replied "You stole that from Contact you douche!" as he jammed a probe into my.....well, lets not go into details.

And that is why I am so F*cked up.

[scorpio1690]

Very touching jewpin, if I wanted to put effort in I could make up a fucked up little story like that, and since I have nothing better to do....(To be continued)