You know you're depressed when...

[Moogy]

http://grouphug.us

[Izzi]

OMG i read that whole thing and that is fucking nuts

[TACODUDE]

I wouldn't dry hump a guy.

[QreepyBORIS]

The best is where the dude killed his sister.

Heeheehee.

[LEGO]

90% of those are fake. Stupid site.

[Spazzbite]

Mister Sandman, bring me a dream
Make her cutest that I've ever seen
Give her two lips like roses in clover
Then tell her that her lonesome nights are over

Mister Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mister Sandman, bring me a dream

I wish Mister Sandman would bring me a dream =(

(Stolen from spazz's profile)

God damnit.

You should listen to that song, it's very happy sounding, and it'll cheer you up. Also, watch Family Guy.

[CypherToorima]

You know you're depressed when you 'like' to be sad.

[TACODUDE]

Take "happy" pills, which can be found just by talking to the teenager nearest you.



Ask for our special on "X!"

[Piroteknix]

Yeah, I went to grouphug just to read the stuff! I feel depressed all the time. But that's 'cause I have school tomorrow!!

[Lupin_the_3rd]

"My uncle caught me once naked and jerking off in our family room. It was embarassing, but ever since he has been really nice to me. "

What the hell??

[TACODUDE]

It happens to everyone.










Just not me.

[evilbutterfly]

Y'all need to quit being depressed. Just cheer the fuck up. If you're angry, punch something. If you're sad, cry while punching things. If you're lonely, get a whore and have her spend the night with you (just don't punch HER when you get angry).

[TACODUDE]

If you're angry, beat her. If you're sad, cry while listening to Adam's Song and kill yourself. If you're lonely, get a whore and have her kill your ex, then bone her.

Edited for realism.

Wow. evilbutterfly did not wrote? Almost as bad a DDRadicted's spelling.


Don't take this seriously.

[boidi]

i've been threadjacked...oh well, at least i got a couple laughs off

[CypherToorima]

more like threadjacked off.