You know you're depressed when...

[Spazzbite]

i've been threadjacked...oh well, at least i got a couple laughs off

Good, comedy is a definite cure for depression. Why don't you rent a George Carlin video? Those are plenty funny.

[QreepyBORIS]

Learn to breakdance. I can do the can opener/coffee grinder. I AM AMAZING.

But really, try learning the windmill. Then if you get it, wow, you kick ass. Then impress a whole lot of random people.


Or go with Spazzbites excellent idea of renting a George Carlin Video. I love that dude.

[flypie743]

Learn to breakdance. I can do the can opener/coffee grinder. I AM AMAZING.

OMFG breakdancing owns. I learned some moves from one of my friend's piano teachers XD. I know the moonwalk and other stuff...I AM TRULY AMAZING XD. I really want to be able to spin on my head though

[QreepyBORIS]

Moonwalk...isn't breakdancing, sorry to burst your bubble. I can SORTA do it, though.

This one girl went up to one of my friends who was talking about the moonwalk. She was like: OH YEAH I can do that, except not backward! Then the started like stepping really high and making pronounced jogging movements with her arms. Good times.


I havent tried the worm; I am afraid of LOSING MY TESTICLES.

Or my chin.


But I'm basically limited at the coffee grinder thing (same as can opener, I think) until someone teaches me another, or I get enough upper body strength to do the windmill and shit. I also need to work on some balance issues for 1-hand handstands...and 2 hand handstands.



So, dude, you should really learn to breakdance. Then after breakdancing, watch some George Carlin. Or Todd Glass. He's good, too, but an amateur. Repeat.

[flypie743]

"The moonwalk is a well known breakdance move"
-Wikipedia- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonwalk

Wikipedia would never lie...If by canopener you mean the thing where you spin your one foot under your arm and your like on the ground I can do that, too lol...

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Your girlfriend did that to you? Don't take that shit! You get over to that bitches house and you beat the shit out of her! Capiche?

[QreepyBORIS]

No "h" in "Capice". It's Italian.

Wikipedia has an entry that is wrong, apparently. But whatever, it is NOT breakdanceing, since you would have ALOT of trouble incorporating it into a routine.

[boidi]

Things to do before i die:

1. Learn how to finally do the second solo in Master of Puppets
2. Get into my ultimate sexual fantasy, 3 partially retarded midgets smothered in toothpaste wearing horned masks, doesent get any hotter
3. Have third nipple and/or testicle removed
4. Beat PSMO -_-'
5. Learn how to breakdance
6. Pick up George Carlin video

duly noted

[boidi]

but no, check this, and tell me if it makes any sense at all lol

[06:51:01 PM] bang bang-i shot you down-bang bang-you hit the
ground-bang bang-that awful sound-I use to shoot you
down says:
just try to forget me...but keep me in a little place in
the back of yourhead you barely look in
[06:53:42 PM] Seraphym - ho: ok?