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  • #1
    Beach Bum Extraordinaire
    FFR Simfile Author
    MixMasterLar
    • Aug 2006
    • 5436

    Games translations still fascinate me




    Post your favorite clearly shit translation here.
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    • #2
      FFR Player
      dadcop2
      • Jan 2016
      • 229
      Re: Games translations still fascinate me

      "you're winner" from big rigs

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        • #3
          FFR Veteran
          Antori
          • Aug 2018
          • 296
          Re: Games translations still fascinate me

          all your base are belong to us

          wHaT YoU SaY!!!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
          "humans are allergic to happiness" -exurb1a
          "the only successful prank is the one you just dont f***ing pull" - penguinz0
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            • #4
              Snivy! Dohoho!
              FFR Simfile Author
              Charu
              • Mar 2006
              • 6263
              Re: Games translations still fascinate me

              Pretty much any game prior to 1994, especially the RPGs

              QA for translations didn't exist. Thankfully it got immensely better once 1996 rolled with the rise of the 5th generation of consoles


              Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
              Charu the red-nosed Snivy
              Had a very shiny nose
              And if you ever saw it
              You could even say it glows

              All of the other Snivies
              Used to laugh and call him names
              They never let poor Charu
              Join in any Snivy games

              (Click the arrow to see the rest)


              Originally posted by Vendetta21
              All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                • #5
                  Snivy! Dohoho!
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  Charu
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 6263
                  Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                  Can you imagine a timeline where all your favorite Japan made games around 1996-2001 were full of broken English?

                  Imagine FF7-9 being this.


                  Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                  Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                  Had a very shiny nose
                  And if you ever saw it
                  You could even say it glows

                  All of the other Snivies
                  Used to laugh and call him names
                  They never let poor Charu
                  Join in any Snivy games

                  (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                  Originally posted by Vendetta21
                  All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                    • #6
                      Definitively Not Pro
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      Skullbac
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 169
                      Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                      I am error

                      from i dont remember which zelda game
                      File's bad cuz I'm bad

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                        • #7
                          D7 Elite Keymasher
                          FirstMaple8
                          • Apr 2016
                          • 566
                          Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                          Originally posted by Skullbac
                          I am error

                          from i dont remember which zelda game
                          It's Zelda 2

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                            • #8
                              [Kaho]
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              XelNya
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 3372
                              Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                              Originally posted by dadcop2
                              "you're winner" from big rigs
                              ok the first one

                              it didn't have the ' in it

                              it was WORSE

                              Also, some of the megaman battle network errors are great.

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                                • #9
                                  Definitively Not Pro
                                  FFR Simfile Author
                                  Skullbac
                                  • Aug 2014
                                  • 169
                                  Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                                  This guy are sick


                                  Final Fantasy 7
                                  File's bad cuz I'm bad

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                                    • #10
                                      x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
                                      Reincarnate
                                      • Nov 2010
                                      • 6332
                                      Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                                      Originally posted by MixMasterLar



                                      Post your favorite clearly shit translation here.
                                      Ehhh I mean it's not wrong, ish -- just incomplete / partial.

                                      狼少女ジョー = ookami shoujo Joo = "Wolf Girl Jo"

                                      So I guess they just used her name "Jo" and didn't feel the need to add the qualifiers? Maybe it's a space thing. Dunno.
                                      Last edited by Reincarnate; 09-26-2018, 02:32 PM.

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                                        • #11
                                          Your world ends with you
                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                          T-Force
                                          • Jan 2007
                                          • 4757
                                          Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                                          You spoony bard!
                                          - Final Fantasy IV
                                          Life is simply unfair... Don't you think?

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                                            • #12
                                              Picker @ JAX2
                                              FFR Simfile Author
                                              inDheart
                                              • Aug 2011
                                              • 538
                                              Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                                              Originally posted by XelNya
                                              Also, some of the megaman battle network errors are great.
                                              yup

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                                                • #13
                                                  fhqwhgads
                                                  roundbox
                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                  • 2086
                                                  Re: Games translations still fascinate me



                                                  this was in my FFR signature for a very long time
                                                  Originally posted by the sun fan
                                                  I'd be too tiny to be a bouncer



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                                                    • #14
                                                      Beach Bum Extraordinaire
                                                      FFR Simfile Author
                                                      MixMasterLar
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 5436
                                                      Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                                                      Originally posted by Charu
                                                      Can you imagine a timeline where all your favorite Japan made games around 1996-2001 were full of broken English?

                                                      Imagine FF7-9 being this.
                                                      Have you played FF7 recently?


                                                      Also

                                                      Metal Gear for NES

                                                      "I feel asleep" (instead of "I fell asleep". Commonly thought to mean " i feel sleepy" but that's not it)
                                                      "Still Missing Our Grey Fox"
                                                      "Uh uh, the truck have started to move"
                                                      Last edited by MixMasterLar; 09-26-2018, 09:53 PM.
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                                                        • #15
                                                          [Kaho]
                                                          FFR Simfile Author
                                                          XelNya
                                                          • Sep 2012
                                                          • 3372
                                                          Re: Games translations still fascinate me

                                                          Originally posted by inDheart
                                                          yup

                                                          fuck I forgot this one hahahahaha

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