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  • #46
    lol happy
    FFR Simfile Author
    hi19hi19
    • Oct 2005
    • 12283

    Re: Things you can't do that most people can

    Can't blow bubbles with gum.


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    • #47
      FFR Wiki Admin
      noname219
      • May 2007
      • 1701

      Re: Things you can't do that most people can

      I can't pee in a urinal in public. Apparently it's called paruresis.

      Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
      I learned how to change a car tire when I had to change my car's tire. Its a straight forward process the hardest thing is putting the jack on the frame of the car if you can't tell the difference.
      Well, for me, the hardest thing was doing it at night with only a flashlight as a light source.
      Last edited by noname219; 10-6-2014, 12:32 AM.

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      • #48
        Role Tide
        Sectional Moderator
        thesunfan
        • May 2011
        • 10865

        Re: Things you can't do that most people can

        roll my tongue
        Originally posted by Vendetta21
        Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
        Originally posted by XelNya
        I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
        Originally posted by star-crossed
        (Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)

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        • #49
          Washed and Irrelevant D7
          PhantomPuppy
          • May 2012
          • 1955

          Re: Things you can't do that most people can

          Originally posted by thesunfan
          roll my tongue
          oh yea, i can't roll my r's. like you know when ppl go... umm idk how to explain. "Rrrrrrrricardo!" lol. anyway, i can't do that.

          10th OT (D3): 13th
          11th OT (D6): 11th
          12th OT (D6): 6th
          13th OT (D7): 31st
          14th OT (D7): 25th
          15th OT (D7): LAST PLACE LOL
          16th OT (D7): LAST PLACE LOL


          Originally posted by Funnygurl555
          you know what they say

          under all the rust is really shiny...……… metal

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          • #50
            Spun a twirly fruitcake,
            FFR Simfile Author
            SKG_Scintill
            • Feb 2009
            • 3877

            Re: Things you can't do that most people can

            I can't tear open a bag even when it has a line that says "tear here".
            Moreover, I can't open letters, cut with scissors, keep a mug upright without intensely looking at it, and many other trivial actions that require mild dexterity of the hands.
            Also, can't burp.





            Originally posted by bluguerilla
            So Sexy Robotnik (SKG_Scintill) {.0001/10} [--]
            ___
            . RHYTHMS PR LAYERING
            . ZOMG I HAD TO QUIT OUT TERRIBLE
            .

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            • #51
              魔法少女
              Mahou
              • Jan 2006
              • 2166

              Re: Things you can't do that most people can

              I can't have a conversation with someone without moving my hands.
              Originally posted by lofty rhino
              one does not simply hate everyone that plays stepmania
              AND watch anime.

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              • #52
                FFR Player
                James May
                • Oct 2012
                • 3821

                Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                Originally posted by kjwkjw
                I can't blow balloons.
                Same here Jason ;w;
                bananas


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                • #53
                  Vice President Of TGB
                  blindreper1179
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 5911

                  Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                  I can do pretty much anything even if it's inadequate, but I can't for the life of me scream like they do in music.
                  Originally posted by thesunfan
                  absolutely I want to vomit on your face irl
                  Originally posted by choof
                  It was like trying to throw logic at a fuckin brick wall lmao
                  Originally posted by choof
                  whats more dense, a black hole or an icyworld file
                  Originally posted by Celirra
                  I've never been so disappointed by a man from Alabama than I am right now

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                  • #54
                    sausage
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    Xayphon
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 1632

                    Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                    take a shit when people are around

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                    • #55
                      "The Quebec Steparatist."
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      Hateandhatred
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 1974

                      Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                      Originally posted by Xayphon
                      take a shit when people are around
                      Fuck this is the worst.

                      I've missed an entire class because someone came in and felt the same. We were both in cabins, waiting for the other to go away. Eventually left and came back later to finish lol.
                      Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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                      • #56
                        Backlogger of Hobbies
                        JohnRedWolf87
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 968

                        Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                        Not be anxious about a lot of things.

                        xBBx Takedown's First Tournament - 2nd Place (Beginner)
                        ZC_Wolfy's Birthday Tournament - 3rd Place (Novice)
                        Dragons_Fury One Division Higher Tourney - 2nd Place (Novice)
                        Samurai7694's Ultimate Enduring Fabulous Tournament - 3rd Place (D1)
                        Dark_Chrysalis' 1st FFR Bowl - 2nd Place (D1), 13th place overall
                        Panic4Me and MrMagic's Thanksgiving Tournament - 2nd Place (D1)

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                        • #57
                          Celestial Harbor
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                          FFR Music Producer
                          YoshL
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 6310

                          Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                          i can't believe it's not butter


                          Originally posted by Charu
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                          • #58
                            FFR Player
                            Zapmeister
                            • Sep 2012
                            • 483

                            Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                            go to sleep within 20 minutes of going to bed
                            whistle
                            inflate a balloon
                            drive
                            cook
                            get a job
                            pick up girls

                            Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                            ask me anything here

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                            r1: 5
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                            r4: 8
                            r5: 3
                            r6: 5
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                            final position: 4th

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                            • #59
                              Buh
                              Kanzas
                              • Jul 2014
                              • 1523

                              Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                              sneeze without holding my nose (i'm gonna die from that)
                              change an inner tube on a bike
                              roller skate
                              read aloud (but perfectly to myself)
                              peel a banana
                              spell banana without singing 'Holler back girl'




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                              • #60
                                XFD
                                iCeCuBEz v2
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 4924

                                Re: Things you can't do that most people can

                                cough involuntarily (no gag reflex)
                                I bring my math homework to church. It helps me find a higher power.

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