TWG XVII: Roasted Fanclub Chicken with Intrigue (Day 7)

[lightdarkness]

Lightdarkness, i have reason to believe you're the final wolf, for blah is not and i am still not wolfed.

Edit: LD, i'd like to hear an alibi from you now.

An alibi is I was the fucking main reason the other 3 got wolfed so quickly, and if you can't see that, you're fucking oblivious.

I've somehow survived this entire game, and how does the fact that you haven't been wolfed yet not make you a wolf? Tass and I thought you were the final wolf for two days now, then all of the sudden Blah flips out and tells me to switch off you... Why? Either you're the guardian, or blah was just trying to get information out of me. Either way, you're the last wolf, or the guardian, and if you're the guardian, then danceguy is the last wolf.

It's fucking idiotic for me to be the last wolf... why would the other 3 let me kill them off... I PUSHED FOR THEIR DEATHS.

I'm not the last wolf, I swear on my grave. I've done too much this game to lose it on the last day, when we think we've had the last wolf for two days. JUST BECAUSE I'M ALIVE DOESN'T MEAN I'M THE LAST WOLF. If you honestly wolf me here, it will be the biggest mistake in TWG on your part.

Blah, there is no sense in hiding the guardian, the final wolf is jake or danceguy... let it be known now, it's our final chance

Jake

[dAnceguy117]

We may as well end this, there's no reason for this to go on any longer.

LD.. you've had a really nice run, but we're pulling the plug now. We all know who each other are. We all know blah is the psychic, and I've known that Jake is the guardian since like the middle of the game. The fact that we know the guardian and psychic are still alive, and who they are, means that the only possible wolves are you and I. We can lynch you and then me, or me and then you, I honestly couldn't care.

I'll apologize now for the crappy conditions. You've played very convincingly and very well most of this game, aside from day 1, when I voted for you =P With the new rule about people that can see each other easily IRL not being allowed to play in the same game going into effect, this problem won't happen again.

[lightdarkness]

Danceguy

Fucking bullshit. If you lynch me, Danceguy wins. There IS no tomorrow Danceguy, you should be able to see right thru that.

We can lynch you and then me, or me and then you, I honestly couldn't care.
We can lynch you and then me, or me and then you, I honestly couldn't care.
We can lynch you and then me, or me and then you, I honestly couldn't care.
We can lynch you and then me, or me and then you, I honestly couldn't care.
We can lynch you and then me, or me and then you, I honestly couldn't care.

RIGHT THERE, YOU CAN SEE HIS LACK OF CARE, WHEN THIS IS OUR LAST KILL TO MAKE

I'm so fucking pissed, if you lynch me, worst mistake in TWG, and if you can't see thru this, I've lost faith in people I thought could anyilize the situtation.

[blahblah18]

there is no night left, so the game is over, right? I am psychic.. Jake is guardian... frankly i don't even care which one is the last wolf. Either way, kill danceguy and ld, gg me and jake?

[dAnceguy117]

IMPORTANT NOTE: If there is no guardian save tonight, this will be the last Night interval. If the end of Day 7 leaves us with 3 people and exactly 1 of those 3 are a wolf, we will segue immediately into Day 8. Admittedly, the guardian will lose a guard, but I'm not chancing making Day 8 a 1-on-1 affair, because deciding the entire game on a knifebox scenario is utterly moronic.

Sorry, but yer wrong LD ;D There's one more day after this if there's still a wolf left, the only thing is there's no night phase after this.

EDIT: Yeah, you're right, blah.

[hydrojakep]

LD, i'm the guardian.

I win.

[lightdarkness]

LD, i'm the guardian.

I win.

Kill Danceguy and we all win.

[lightdarkness]

LD

Game over... Wolf victory.

[Tasselfoot]

Please finish this game... I got 3 of the wolves, all I'm asking if for someone else to get 1.

PS - In case everyone was not completely aware, TWC changed the way in which wins are determined. When the pip/banners were removed we decided to give everyone on the winning team a "win", not just those who survived. So, should the humans win, TPS would be rewarded for his suicide. I'll also post a list of how many wins everyone has, based on the new system. I have a spreadsheet of it already.

PPS - This also should mean that someone who is dead could be named MVP, and (personal opinion) an MVP should be named each game, now that ANYONE on the winning team can be named it, even if they die because of their MVP effort. Having the MVP back in the game as an officially host-appointed award would motivate people to try new tactics (such as TPS) and overall improve the thought process of TWG. Again, in my opinion, not yet approved by TWC.

[Kilgamayan]

Uh oh, story time.

[Kilgamayan]

Forte grabbed LD by the hair and pulled. Remarkably, his skin came off - and sitting there was Commander Mary, with a displeased look on her face.

"Pfeh, how annoying to be figured out by the lot of you."

Her features slowly twisted into a smile. "Too bad I took out a good size our you little fanclub. True, the boys and the girl were near useless, but I'm quite satisfied with the number of licks I got in."

"Yeah, yeah." Forte grabbed Mary's collar and threw her out the door. She turned around. "All right, I think we're through."

Ranpha and Mint were standing where hydro and blah were, respectively. They each dropped their costumes to the floor.

"God, that thing was uncomfortable. Mint, next time, can you ventilate them better?"

"Quit whining, it served its purpose. Besides, there hopefully won't be a next time."

Milfeulle walked over to dAnceguy. "Looks like you're the only one left. What do you want to do?"

dAnceguy's brains were obviously not in his head, as the first word out of his mouth was "Orgy?"

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Mary got up off the floor outside the Angel Room and dusted herself off. "Stupid Angels. We'll get them next time."

She started to walk off when she was smacked full in the back by the flying body of dAnceguy, knocking them both down in a heap.

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Game over, humans win. Postgame topic soon.

[DarkManticoreX2]

Re: TWG XVII: Roasted Fanclub Chicken with Intrigue (Day 7)

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