I followed the "by the book" play, but I was reading the "not to do" page.
Originally posted by XelNya
" I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley."
Originally posted by YoshL
"i gave you 20 ducks, and spent a lot of time making one of them quack, and pointed at the particular one and asked "is that one the worst quacker"" ... "you could still give somewhat of an answer based on the quality of the quacks, and the other random quacks from the ducks surrounding that weren't the center of focus."
Originally posted by mellon_collie
"I love Wolfe's duck avi so much. Shado's Duck Shrine is the best!!
FFA playing 4D chess in Gemity while us mortals are stuck on this gay earth
Originally posted by QueenAshy
I’ve demonstrated self-awareness
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
i was pretty close to letting this slide tbh, but honestly your utter lack of understanding of the situation irritates me more than anything else at this point
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
seriously everything i wrote went way over your head if your reading comprehension is so far below third grade level while people may care about your opinion you should refrain from giving it because it's worthless
Everyone, Steve Rogers here with a very special report. It's an INSTANT LYNCH! What a wacky set of days in Sunnyvale. Let's take a look at the results:
Everyone, Steve Rogers here with an exclusive interview with our good friend flashflash account. Click here for the special report:
flashflash account was...
Welcome, flashflash account. You are Cyrus, direct rival and competition of Sunnyvale's fondest residents. Hey, you may be a high school dropout and failed to cheat on your Grade 10, but you've got a score to settle.
Your special power is your Beretta 92, your prized gun. Once per game, you can make any night kill guaranteed. It's payback time. Now fuck off, you've got work to do.
Your kills must be assigned.
You will win when you have achieved parity or nothing can prevent you from achieving parity.
We also have another interview with Hakulyte. They were...
Welcome, Hakulyte You are Ricky LaFleur, an endearing man struggling with the decision of a life of crime, dope, and drinking or sticking it straight and being a family man. Nah, it's crime time, boys.
Your special power is knowing where to hide the evidence. You can't get caught if you don't have the evidence, right? Every night, you may target one player, saving them from any kills, cops, or whatever the hell else goes on in Sunnyvale. You can't save the same person two nights in a row. It's a catch-23 situation, I know, but it's the best you can do.
You will win when all the threats to the boys of Sunnyvale have been eliminated, but losing isn't the worst case Ontario.
Night 5 has now begun. Night 5 will end on Friday, April 12th at 9:00 PM CST. Please send all night actions to me!
Until tomorrow's broadcast, good evening, I'm Steve Rogers, this is Channel 10 News; Steve Rogers, signing off. Good night!
Originally posted by the sun fan
I'd be too tiny to be a bouncer
Steve Rogers here and welcome back to Channel 10. We've just got word of the most recent results of the fifth night of the Murder Mystery Party. Let's take a look at what happened.
mellon_collie has been eliminated. She was...
Julian!
Welcome, mellon_collie. You are Julian, criminal mastermind of Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Rum and coke in hand, you're ready to make the big bucks and retire forever. There are some thorns in your side that you need to remove from Sunnyvale, but for now, let's just get to business.
Your special power is your intimidation. Everyone in the park listens to you, and if you don't want them to do something, then they aren't doing that something. Once per night, you may target a player, roleblocking them and whatever sketchy plans they might have had. Don't mess this up, or you're going back to jail.
You will win when all the threats to the boys of Sunnyvale have been eliminated.
Funnygurl555 has won and has been removed from the game. She was...
Bottle Kids!
Welcome, Funnygurl555. Chaos. Destruction. Obstruction. You are the Bottle Kids. You wreak havoc upon Sunnyvale, throwing glass bottles at random times at random people just trying to get by.
Your special role is your bottles of discord. Every night, you may target any player, blocking them from any night action. The bottles must rain. Their futures must be stopped.
Your win condition is tied to your turmoil. In order to win, you must block the following types of actions at least once:
-Killing
-Investigating
-Visiting/Not listed above
You will be notified when you first block any of the types listed above. Duplicates will not receive info.
You will be removed from the game when you fulfill your win condition.
Everyone must suffer your wrath.
That's everything. Stay tuned for more results, I'm Steve Rogers.
Day 5 has started. Day 5 will end on Friday, April 12th at 9:00 PM CST. You may now post!
Originally posted by the sun fan
I'd be too tiny to be a bouncer
I followed the "by the book" play, but I was reading the "not to do" page.
Originally posted by XelNya
" I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley."
Originally posted by YoshL
"i gave you 20 ducks, and spent a lot of time making one of them quack, and pointed at the particular one and asked "is that one the worst quacker"" ... "you could still give somewhat of an answer based on the quality of the quacks, and the other random quacks from the ducks surrounding that weren't the center of focus."
Originally posted by mellon_collie
"I love Wolfe's duck avi so much. Shado's Duck Shrine is the best!!
Everyone, Steve Rogers here with a very special report. It's an INSTANT LYNCH! What a wacky set of days in Sunnyvale. Let's take a look at the results:
Everyone, Steve Rogers here with an exclusive interview with our good friend Wineandbread. Click here for the special report:
Wineandbread was...
Welcome, Wineandbread. You are riggity rapper J-ere-ere-J-Roc, Sunnyvale's premier hip hop artist and hustler. Nawimsayin????
Check it, your special power is your dope rhymes, nawimsayin? Once per night, you can target anyone and hook that ma'fck up with your newest CD. Does it do anything? Nada, nawimsayin, but I can guarantee you that their ears are gonna be blasted with your sick beats. Just make sure you don't give your CD to law enforcement, your cross-promotion strategies might get you put on a list somewhere.
You will win when all the threats to the boys of Sunnyvale have been eliminated.
We'll see you soon for the final results and the announcement of the winner!
Until tomorrow's broadcast, good evening, I'm Steve Rogers, this is Channel 10 News; Steve Rogers, signing off. Good night!
Originally posted by the sun fan
I'd be too tiny to be a bouncer
Ah, how foolish I thought that wolves would just count as wolves.
That was a lot of work that I only got to do because the OP basically lied about how relevant the show was to the game and town just assumed the game wasn't as lopsided as it was and imploding, just so I couldn't win anyway.
Like I legit feel tricked into working against my wincon
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