TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

haku would be stupid not to kill you and our vig is spent

we have to show him benevolence as 4 VTs* by no lynching and letting him kill mellon

then 3 VTs lynch haku

I think you forgot it's impossible for wolves to win.

Why do you think the only option for me now is to spew random words and have everyone doubt me?

Oxymoron of me saying to you, but yeah.

[TWG Ike]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

AA, how do you guarantee that you'll win even if roundbox dies today

haku would be stupid not to kill you and our vig is spent

we have to show him benevolence as 4 VTs* by no lynching and letting him kill mellon

then 3 VTs lynch haku

[DaBackpack]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

if the wolves don't target AA tonight... then even if I seer AA, nothing would happen

[AragakiAyase]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

AA, how do you guarantee that you'll win even if roundbox dies today

so let's pretend I don't get a kp, fine.

we'd have to lynch mellon so I can have a kp, I shoot you and then town lynches haku

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

You see a closed door in one of the many halls of the college. You see five shadows in there discussing things.

"So, you are saying that this... thing here..." Said a man's voice.

"Space dragon." Said Ridley's voice sounding annoyed.

"Err, space dragon destroyed one of our buildings in the college?"

"YES!!! And that's not all, he disgraces my people and the honor of having a sword!" Said Motoko's voice.

"Liar..." Whispered Ridley's voice.

"It's true, don't believe this... this... evil thing!" Said Motoko's voice.

You see Ridley's shadow get up.

"I can't help it, I like being evil, and who are you calling a thing!"

"You, you idiot!"

"Ok, ok enough. Samus, tell us what happened." Said the man's voice.

"Well, after I had just earned that I can be a student, Ridley fights her. Well, I really wasn't paying attention because well I was polishing my nails, as they need it. I heard those two fighting, but I was busy doing that. So anyways, I looked up to find Su here say "End it with a boom Motoko!" So then I saw her doing something and then releasing some energy wave which hit Ridley and exploded. I flew and hit the wall and I fell unconscious. When I woke up again, Ridley looked different from before, like an evil look mixed with anger. They were fighting like there was no tomorrow. Then Su came again and told me why Ridley looked that way. She then showed off her diploma from college. Then those two were charging up for a big attack so I grabbed Su and ran out of there and it blew up."

"Mmmm hmmm, yeah, ok, yep, ok, yeah, go on, yeah, ok." Said the man's voice.

"Um, hello?"

"Oh, sorry. So what happened that?"

"Well, I got up from the ground and now those two were on the ground twitching. Su was awake poking Ridley, and then you showed and here we are."

"Ok, Su, why don't you tell us your side of the story?"

"OK!!! When I was five years, I got in a-"Said Su's voice.

"No Su, tell us what happened while Ridley and Samus were at the building."

"OH! Well, she came through the door and I welcomed her. Then Motoko challenged Samus for a battle. I love to watch fun battles. So I watched and... I don't remember anymore!"

You could here everyone fall down through the door.

10 minutes later.

Samus and Su were out of the room right in front of the door.

"So, do you know what's going to happen to them!?" Said Su with her smile.

"No. Why do you keep asking me that?"

"Because it's fun!"

"All right, you guys have to make up and get along." Said the man again talking to the other guys.

"NO! NEVER! Not with that creep." Said Motoko.

"Aw, come on. I couldn't control myself." Said Ridley.

"Lies. Lies!"

"All right, all right. Settle down. I will have to punish both of you two for destroying one of our buildings. You, dragon. Since you're a student, all you have to do is to come to my office for the next month. And you, lady. Since you're a teacher and not a student, you will have to pay the price of the building."

"WHAT!!!"

"Sorry, there is no other way."

"Hey Samus, guess they get punished after all." Said Su.

"Yeah, I guess..."

Motoko and Ridley came out finally. Ridley didn't really care about his punishment, but Motoko did though.

"No, this can't be happening." Said Motoko with a blank expression.

"Heh, so what. You deserve it." Said Ridley.

"Excuse me, but did I start the big fight? NO!!!"

"So, your punishment can't be that bad."

"Oh yeah? Well try paying $300,000 in cash!"

"Wow, $300,000? That must be one cheap building." Samus thought.

Samus looked at the time to see the last class was about to start.

"Ridley, come on! Class is about to start!"

Ridley followed Samus, and then he turned around and gave the finger. He turned back and followed Samus again.

"Oh yeah? Well, screw you!" Said Motoko.

When they found the class, it was the cleaning crew room.

"Hi and welcome to the cleaning crew. Grab a mop and clean the floors everywhere in the college."

"I wish I had a fast forward button." Thought Samus.

After they cleaned the whole stinking college, all the classes were over.

"Yes! Finally!" Yelled Samus

"Yeah, classes are over!" Yelled Ridley.

"Not for you." Said the man from earlier that kind of snuck into their conservation.

"Oh..." Ridley looked annoyed.

"Come on then." He signaled Ridley to follow.

Ridley followed for about 30 seconds until he started to flap his wings and fly through a window that was strange because the windows are not that big.

"I knew this would happen, COME BACK!!!" He said as he jumped through the window chasing Ridley.

"Oh well, now I can have some time alone for a change." Samus said relieved that Ridley was now gone. "Hmm, I should explore this college to see what's in it. Looks pretty big so it would probably fill up my evening for this day."

She sighed and began to walk the many halls of the college.

MEANWHILE!

"BACK... BACK I SAY!!!" Yelled Ridley on the tree.

"Come down here this instance!" Yelled the man.

Ridley screeched very loud that the closes mountain had an avalanche.

"AHH, I'M DEAF!!!" Yelled the man.

"Serves you right."

"WHAT!!!"

"I said, serves you right."

"WHAT!!!"

"I SAID, SERVES YOU RIGHT!!!"

"OKAAAAAAAY!!!!!!"

Back at Samus.

"Where the hell is this part at?" Said Samus in a very dark hallway.

Samus walked holding a flashlight with a vacuum cleaner on her back.

"Hello!" Said Samus in an Italian accent.

"What!" Said a voice that sounded like Ridley's.

"Oh @$&#."

Samus was about to run when she saw a mini version of Ridley.

"Yeah um, I'm looking for a guy named Ridley. Is he in this college?" Said the mini version of Ridley in a polite voice.

"How can I run away for such a good child?" Thought Samus. "Yes, he is in this building somewhere. In fact, he is my room mate."

"Oh, really? Well, can I come with you and stay in your room until he comes?"

"Mmm, ok."

They both walked back down where the light is.

Back at Ridley.

"Ahhhh!!!" Yelled Ridley as that kendo woman was chasing him.

"Not this time you evil dragon, YAAAH!!!" Said Motoko as she sliced a board in half that was by Ridley.

"YAAAY! Space dragon for dinner!" Yelled Su as she has a pot in her hand.

"BACK, BACK I SAY!!!" Said Ridley as he got on the roof.

"HA! You think you can get away from me?" She jumped very high and landed right in front of Ridley.

Ridley screeched very loud again, but didn't have any affect on Motoko.

"HA! Your cheap little tricks won't save you this time!" She lifted her sword.

"Ms. Motoko, what are you doing?" Said a man in black right by a door.

"Well, I was..."

"No buts, you get down here and we are going to chat for awhile."

Motoko jumped down the roof and walked towards the man and looked at Ridley one last time with an "I'll get you" face.

"Does that mean no space dragon for dinner?" Said Su as she followed Motoko.

"Ahh, glad that's over" Ridley got off the roof and landed on the ground with a big thud. "ARGH! Wish I was smaller!" Thought Ridley.

Back to Samus.

"So, where do you live?" Asked Samus to that mini version of Ridley.

"I live here, on Zebes. I'm not really known around here because I kind of don't like to do evil things."

"Well, that's good."

"Instead, I like learning new things and like cleaning."

"What the..." Thought Samus as she heard this.

"Most people make fun of me because of this."

"Well, maybe you should stop doing it."

"Oh no, I can't do that, I like doing those things.

The door opened and there standing was Ridley.

"Hey, it's uncle Ridley!"

"Hey squirt." Said Ridley.

"So, Ridley, what's the kids name?"

"Bio."

"BIO?"

"Yes, Bio."

[DaBackpack]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

AA, how do you guarantee that you'll win even if roundbox dies today

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

charu reminds me of this one stream i watched where they were raising money for something and would read at most pg-13 fanfics as incentives

someone wrote a bad sonic fanfic in like 5 minutes totally playing on the "pg-13" thing because i distinctly remember the phrase "rouge with no boobs"

There's more of this too.

[AragakiAyase]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

caught up

I actually believe roundbox and Haku are both wolves here, and I understand AA wanting to co-win with town, the one issue I have is

AA's gonna get the mvp and not a member of town

do you actually care about the mvp

[DaBackpack]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

caught up

I actually believe roundbox and Haku are both wolves here, and I understand AA wanting to co-win with town, the one issue I have is

AA's gonna get the mvp and not a member of town

[Hakulyte]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

Yes Haku, please confirm you're a wolf too why don't you?

The only difference is that wolves will probably NK a confirmed town because they need me.

[AragakiAyase]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

we can technically no lynch if AA survives to let him kill mellon then lynch haku

yes that

if we don't lynch roundbox today though then I'll stop posting because I have no chance at winning before roundbox anger kills me

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

At least we have the same plan.

Yes Haku, please confirm you're a wolf too why don't you?

[TWG Ike]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

we can technically no lynch if AA survives to let him kill mellon then lynch haku

[Charu]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

Least, no anymore.

[Hakulyte]

Re: TWG CLXXII - TWGood End!

again, here's what I'd need in order to win

lynch roundbox
wolves will probably just lolshoot me so I'd need dbp to investigate/protect me, and this is where you'll all facepalm

if I get a kp I kill mellon, then haku is served up on a platter as I leave the game (if dbp dies at night)

something like that

At least we have the same plan.