"BIO?" Said Samus.
"Yes, Bio." Said Ridley.
"Are you going to make fun of my name now?" Said Bio in a worried voice.
"Um, of course not." Samus sweat dropped.
A sign appeared out of nowhere and it said "Go to Zebes University's bar located right next the university. Please come and make yourself drunk.
"Hmm, a bar. I'll go and check it out." Said Samus as she got up and went towards the closet and opened it to reveal who power suit.
"So that's where she hid it." Thought Samus.
"Aw, cool! Where did you get that? Said Bio.
"I can't tell him I got it from the Chozo people, I'll just say something else." Thought Samus. "Uh, Internet?"
"...Works for me." Said Bio with a strange look.
"Hey, I'm going with you. I want to go to the bar." Said Ridley.
"But what about Bio?"
"I'll take him with me."
"Yes!" Said Bio.
"All right, come on then." Said Samus walking out the door.
All of them went together. Ridley was even by Samus! Samus didn't like the feeling of walking with a species that she knows is a reptilian. They went outside the doors of the college and there right in front of the sign where it said "ZEBES UNIVERSITY" was a big building with bunch of neon lights going out through the windows. There was even techno music.
"Where did that building come from?" Thought Samus.
"Where did that building come from?" Thought Ridley.
"Where did that sign come from?" Thought Bio.
They walked in through the doors of the bar to be greeted by men dancing or drinking.
"ALL RIGHT! I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF DRUNK!!!" Yelled Ridley as he ran to one of the seats.
"Hmm, there must be girls around here." Thought Bio as he searched around the place.
"I think I'll just explore this place a bit." Thought Samus as she walked to a door not thinking what will happen.
Ridley got to the where the drinks are being served and sat on a high bench which is interesting because the thing is small and he is big.
"What my I get you sir?" Asked the man behind the counter.
"I'll have a beer." Said Ridley
"Sorry, we are all out."
"Can you check?"
"Yes, I'll be right back."
Few minutes later
"All right, there is only one left, but this one is special, if you drink this, you may act evil."
Ridley didn't listen anything he just said, he snatched it out of his hands and began drinking it.
"Oh well, better get out of here" The man said as he ran very fast towards the front door.
Meanwhile where Samus is
"Wow, these halls are big." Said Samus as she continued to walk in a hallway that seemed to last forever. "Where are all the doors anyways?"
Samus walked up to a map of this place placed on the wall.
"Hope they won't mind me using this."
Samus looked at it, it had 5 floors and 2 basement floors.
"Holy crap, never knew that it was that big."
She continued to look at it when she finally figured out that this hallway had no doors, only at the end.
"Well, better start running." She said as she began to run.
Meanwhile where Bio is
"Hey, will you go out with me?" Said Bio to a 20-year-old woman.
"Oh no, you silly boy. You're a reptilian and that does not go with our kind."
"Oh, ok." Said Bio as he began searching again.
Back at Ridley
"Give me all your money!" Yelled Ridley to a guy who was drunk.
"What money?"
"Don't play dumb with me stupid!"
"What money?"
"Hand it over now!"
"...Are you a girl?"
Ridley slashed him to pieces with his claws.
"PATHETIC HUMANS!!!" Ridley yelled to the whole crowd of people.
Back at Samus
"Not done going threw the hall."
Oh... back at Bio
Bio walked up to a very, VERY cute woman
"EY! Will you go out with me?"
"Giggle, No you silly, you're a reptilian."
"Did you just say giggle?"
"...No..."
"Oh, ok." Bio said walking away disappointed.
Back at Ridley
"Hey, you stupid dragon! Get off the table and @#$% off!" Yelled a man.
"Shut up, you can't tell me what to do!" Yelled Ridley
"All right what's going on here?" Said the manager who was walking pretty funny.
"Awe @#$%, you @#$%@# Smell like @#$%!" Yelled the man.
"Now we are getting offensive aren't we?" Said the Manager.
He took out a paddle and whacked the man with it sending him through the wall.
"Do you want to be on dark side?" Said Ridley.
"Nope, I'm just the manager." H said walking away.
"HOW DARE YOU NOT TO ACCEPT MY OFFER!!!" Yelled Ridley as he whacked him with his tail ending him through the wall.
Back at Samus
"Still not-"
Back at Bio
"I'm done so just go to Rid-"
Back at Ridley
"I can't think of anymore evil things to do... I'll set the place on fire!"
He took a deep breath and started breathing fire covering the whole place in dreaded fire.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIDLEY!!!" Yelled Bio running towards him. "YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE BO-"
It was to late; the fire reached a whole pack of bombs that exploded.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Back at Samus
"What was that sou-"
It was to late, something exploded right in front of her.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
"Yes, Bio." Said Ridley.
"Are you going to make fun of my name now?" Said Bio in a worried voice.
"Um, of course not." Samus sweat dropped.
A sign appeared out of nowhere and it said "Go to Zebes University's bar located right next the university. Please come and make yourself drunk.
"Hmm, a bar. I'll go and check it out." Said Samus as she got up and went towards the closet and opened it to reveal who power suit.
"So that's where she hid it." Thought Samus.
"Aw, cool! Where did you get that? Said Bio.
"I can't tell him I got it from the Chozo people, I'll just say something else." Thought Samus. "Uh, Internet?"
"...Works for me." Said Bio with a strange look.
"Hey, I'm going with you. I want to go to the bar." Said Ridley.
"But what about Bio?"
"I'll take him with me."
"Yes!" Said Bio.
"All right, come on then." Said Samus walking out the door.
All of them went together. Ridley was even by Samus! Samus didn't like the feeling of walking with a species that she knows is a reptilian. They went outside the doors of the college and there right in front of the sign where it said "ZEBES UNIVERSITY" was a big building with bunch of neon lights going out through the windows. There was even techno music.
"Where did that building come from?" Thought Samus.
"Where did that building come from?" Thought Ridley.
"Where did that sign come from?" Thought Bio.
They walked in through the doors of the bar to be greeted by men dancing or drinking.
"ALL RIGHT! I'M GOING TO GET MYSELF DRUNK!!!" Yelled Ridley as he ran to one of the seats.
"Hmm, there must be girls around here." Thought Bio as he searched around the place.
"I think I'll just explore this place a bit." Thought Samus as she walked to a door not thinking what will happen.
Ridley got to the where the drinks are being served and sat on a high bench which is interesting because the thing is small and he is big.
"What my I get you sir?" Asked the man behind the counter.
"I'll have a beer." Said Ridley
"Sorry, we are all out."
"Can you check?"
"Yes, I'll be right back."
Few minutes later
"All right, there is only one left, but this one is special, if you drink this, you may act evil."
Ridley didn't listen anything he just said, he snatched it out of his hands and began drinking it.
"Oh well, better get out of here" The man said as he ran very fast towards the front door.
Meanwhile where Samus is
"Wow, these halls are big." Said Samus as she continued to walk in a hallway that seemed to last forever. "Where are all the doors anyways?"
Samus walked up to a map of this place placed on the wall.
"Hope they won't mind me using this."
Samus looked at it, it had 5 floors and 2 basement floors.
"Holy crap, never knew that it was that big."
She continued to look at it when she finally figured out that this hallway had no doors, only at the end.
"Well, better start running." She said as she began to run.
Meanwhile where Bio is
"Hey, will you go out with me?" Said Bio to a 20-year-old woman.
"Oh no, you silly boy. You're a reptilian and that does not go with our kind."
"Oh, ok." Said Bio as he began searching again.
Back at Ridley
"Give me all your money!" Yelled Ridley to a guy who was drunk.
"What money?"
"Don't play dumb with me stupid!"
"What money?"
"Hand it over now!"
"...Are you a girl?"
Ridley slashed him to pieces with his claws.
"PATHETIC HUMANS!!!" Ridley yelled to the whole crowd of people.
Back at Samus
"Not done going threw the hall."
Oh... back at Bio
Bio walked up to a very, VERY cute woman
"EY! Will you go out with me?"
"Giggle, No you silly, you're a reptilian."
"Did you just say giggle?"
"...No..."
"Oh, ok." Bio said walking away disappointed.
Back at Ridley
"Hey, you stupid dragon! Get off the table and @#$% off!" Yelled a man.
"Shut up, you can't tell me what to do!" Yelled Ridley
"All right what's going on here?" Said the manager who was walking pretty funny.
"Awe @#$%, you @#$%@# Smell like @#$%!" Yelled the man.
"Now we are getting offensive aren't we?" Said the Manager.
He took out a paddle and whacked the man with it sending him through the wall.
"Do you want to be on dark side?" Said Ridley.
"Nope, I'm just the manager." H said walking away.
"HOW DARE YOU NOT TO ACCEPT MY OFFER!!!" Yelled Ridley as he whacked him with his tail ending him through the wall.
Back at Samus
"Still not-"
Back at Bio
"I'm done so just go to Rid-"
Back at Ridley
"I can't think of anymore evil things to do... I'll set the place on fire!"
He took a deep breath and started breathing fire covering the whole place in dreaded fire.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIDLEY!!!" Yelled Bio running towards him. "YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THE BO-"
It was to late; the fire reached a whole pack of bombs that exploded.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
Back at Samus
"What was that sou-"
It was to late, something exploded right in front of her.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
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