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  • Hateandhatred
    "The Quebec Steparatist."
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2011
    • 1974
    #166
    Re: ★ Make a Wish!

    Granted, but you will lose a part of your body everytime, like a finger or your dick.

    I wish I could know everything that is knowable about people and about the world
    Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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      • Frenegade
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2011
        • 34
        #167
        Re: ★ Make a Wish!

        Granted, but you lose the all-too-important knowledge of self.

        I wish that I was a chef in a five star restaurant.
        Last edited by Frenegade; 06-7-2012, 04:43 AM. Reason: glutton for grammar (sometimes)

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          • XxMidigamixX
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2010
            • 2040
            #168
            Re: ★ Make a Wish!

            granted, but the only thing you have to work there is a toaster.

            I wish that there was a remote controller that can make people quiet around you and you can manipulate the enviroment. Click Reference lol
            Click to join!





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              • Hateandhatred
                "The Quebec Steparatist."
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2011
                • 1974
                #169
                Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                Granted, but each time you use it a year of your life is taken off.

                I wish I could be blind and deaf, and that the weather would always be an incredibly harsh winter outside.
                Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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                  • Frenegade
                    FFR Player
                    • Nov 2011
                    • 34
                    #170
                    Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                    Granted, but it's all in your head. Oh, and you're Sarah Palin.

                    I wish a six pack of Newcastle would appear every time I said "aaand... boom!"

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                      • popsicle_3000
                        Legendary Noob
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 4642
                        #171
                        Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                        Granted, but this six pack of newcastle does in fact go BOOM, and you die...
                        I wish i had a girl in my bed tonight

                        Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                        39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
                        Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                        one way to stream them all
                        Originally posted by Xiz
                        Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                        But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                        Originally posted by thesunfan
                        replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
                        Originally posted by reuben_tate
                        Title: Popsicle Three

                        Thousand the farthest
                        He's gone in an official
                        Whoop hip hip hooray!
                        Originally posted by U.N. Owen
                        kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

                        @popsicle_3000:
                        Danger incoming
                        The popsicles are melting
                        Three thousand of them
                        Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                        you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

                        dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
                        friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
                        dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
                        friend: hey bro can i tell you something
                        dynam0 yeah man whats up?
                        friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
                        dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
                        friend: thanks man
                        dynam0: no problem man
                        Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                        pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
                        Originally posted by Xiz
                        Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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                          • Hateandhatred
                            "The Quebec Steparatist."
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 1974
                            #172
                            Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                            Originally posted by popsicle_3000
                            Granted, but this six pack of newcastle does in fact go BOOM, and you die...
                            I wish i had a girl in my bed tonight
                            Granted but you're being gangbanged by Joseph Fritzl, Brian peppers and the pope and she's recording the sexual act before putting it on RedTube.

                            I wish I was a beautiful smart girl.
                            Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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                              • Frenegade
                                FFR Player
                                • Nov 2011
                                • 34
                                #173
                                Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                Granted, but you are ugly on the inside. And a terrible cook.
                                :P

                                I wish I had a jar of Claussen pickles and some fresh pastrami.

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                                  • DustyFart
                                    FFR Player
                                    • May 2011
                                    • 230
                                    #174
                                    Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                    Granted but after you eat all of that, you win the lottery

                                    I wish I could fly
                                    Originally posted by supermousie
                                    owait

                                    eric shin = ~erection~

                                    I'm an idiot.
                                    Originally posted by foilman8805
                                    find where midnight lives and touch his penis since i'm quite sure no one else will ever do it

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                                      • Frenegade
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Nov 2011
                                        • 34
                                        #175
                                        Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                        Granted, but you are R Kellys bitch now (and he's aware of how you damn near sabatoged the thread with yr wizdumb).




                                        I wish I had a concrete mini bowl in my backyard.

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                                          • d-feather
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Dec 2012
                                            • 24
                                            #176
                                            Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                            Granted, but the concrete hasn't dried.
                                            I wish I was able to walk through walls.

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                                              • Xiz
                                                TWG Chaos
                                                FFR Simfile Author
                                                • Feb 2012
                                                • 3399
                                                #177
                                                Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                                I sometime's wish I was a pentagon. Bitches love shapes.

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                                                  • PrawnSkunk
                                                    Administrator
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    FFR Administrator
                                                    • Dec 2007
                                                    • 3907
                                                    #178
                                                    Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                                    Originally posted by d-feather
                                                    I wish I was able to walk through walls.
                                                    Granted, but you can't walk through any open/closed doors.

                                                    I wish I could lift.

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                                                      • Frenegade
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Nov 2011
                                                        • 34
                                                        #179
                                                        Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                                        Granted, but during a televised lifting event, you shit yourself.


                                                        I wish my uncle wasn't a bipolar nightmare.

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                                                          • DragonIIDX
                                                            Not dragon, but dinosaur
                                                            • Aug 2008
                                                            • 916
                                                            #180
                                                            Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                                            Granted but your Uncle is still a jerk even without being bipolar.

                                                            I wish I didn't have to go to work today in this blizzard


                                                            Originally posted by clasko1000
                                                            banned for having an affair with peach
                                                            Originally posted by dAnceguy117
                                                            d-guy and d-guy skype pals 10/15/13
                                                            Simfiles Updated 11/30/13

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