Corrupt-A-Wish

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

wha?

You collect all the bunnies in the world so all of them can listen to death metal. This takes a very long time.

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but everyone get's too smart and too good at SM, making it impossible for new people to get intrested, thus FFR and SM dies, leaving DWI.

I wish people wouldn't talk.

Granted, tons of people die, and you do too from starvation.

I wish I were 9 feet tall

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you get decapitated as the sunroof to your car closes.

I wish jail didn't have "Shower Romance"

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you get NO romance, ever.

I wish I were funnier.

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but everything else isn't funny because of it, thus causing widespread depression and mass suicides all over.

I wish I were Asian

[KilikOdagawa]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted but you are never allowed to drive a school bus.

I wish people would read the stickies. (for the 2nd time)

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but the stickies are deleted due to noobish replies.

i wish everyone was smart.

[MixMasterLar]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but....

dang, I guess too many people are Smart and Synth never gets on anymore to fix crap?

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but everyone is only .0000000000000000001 IQ points smarter

I wish I had a 40 ft. deep swimming pool

[KilikOdagawa]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Wish granted but someone let a shark into it. You do the math

I wish I could find the best avy EVER!!

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you can never use it when you need it and noone knows.

I wish I could be more witty

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you end up causing oblivion by means of outsmarting everyone, making them feel stupid and making them act retartded.

I wish I were immortal.

[KilikOdagawa]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but you can't find an immortal mate.
I wish I could find a better wish.

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you still die.

I wish I would never die.

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you end up enduring pain until the end of time.

I wish I were a Knight of the Round Table.