Corrupt-A-Wish

[MixMasterLar]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but your owner is a Mexican Cook

I wish I had a Tekken Machine

[gabgabo]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

GRANTED, it's the first time you see one so you take a wild guess on how to play; you hit the screen. The machine is broken.

I wish I could play In The Groove on my bare hands.

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you crush your arms in since you were too fat.

I wish wars would end.

[Roy Campbell]

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Wish granted. You can play, but horribly, and you never improve. Even a handicapped grandma can beat you, with her hair follicles.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis

[gabgabo]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

GRANTED. War ends and people start throwing guns and bullets in the rivers and the lakes. There starts pollution.

I wish I could dive in a pool.

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but you crush your arms in since you were too fat.

I wish wars would end.

Granted, but they mistake you for a country leader and kill you, and then no wars occur for eternity but the world is blown up by a series of atom bombs.

I wish I had the best tasting food in the world

[Roy Campbell]

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GRANTED. War ends and people start throwing guns and bullets in the rivers and the lakes. There starts pollution.

I wish I could dive in a pool.

Wish granted. There is no water, and again, your brains are useless.

I wish I had the power of flight and could fly the speed of light.

[MixMasterLar]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

GRANTED, it's the first time you see one so you take a wild guess on how to play; you hit the screen. The machine is broken.

I wish I could play In The Groove on my bare hands.

Ok, May I ask that we change rules slightly? When I Played the game on here before, it was granting the wish, then pointing out that it came with a price thus making wish stupid to have or even down right deadly rofl... made the game alot more fun

In your post, you make up a story but it isnt that funny and it's too....formulated, almost. I am known as a pretty good Tekken playing and I even have Lei Wulong as my avatar, so this tell isnt that funny nor oringinal. A better one would be "Granted, but it takes so much power that your house sets on fire" or "granted, but it has broken controls"

I remember I once said "I wish I could Hodouken" answer: "Granted, but it's the gay one that Dan Does" That is a great example

Ahem: Granted, but you look so stupid that getting dates is a pain

EDIT: for the above post: Granted, but there are too many planes to flay any faster then, say, 300 MPH and chicks dont dig only 300

[gabgabo]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Post your wish.

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

@ MixMasterLar: I thought it was implied, but oh well.

...this thread is getting out of order. @_@

Let me begin again.

I wish bunnies listened to death metal

[MixMasterLar]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

ok ok

I wish that I could fight like Bruce Lee

EDIT: at Raine: Granted, but they keep the music too loud and there is a cop station near your house

[Roy Campbell]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but they don't give a damn, and you wasted years of time going around the world to collect all of them.

ok ok

I wish that I could fight like Bruce Lee

EDIT: at Raine: Granted, but they keep the music too loud and there is a cop station near your house

Granted, but you lose your hands after sticking them in a giant fan out of curiosity.

I wish I could be a world-class sprinter

[KilikOdagawa]

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@Lar: Wish granted but you got your ass kicked by Jet Li.

@Roy: Wish granted but you ran too fast and your legs fell off

I wish that people read the stickies.

[Professor Raine]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted, but everyone get's too smart and too good at SM, making it impossible for new people to get intrested, thus FFR and SM dies, leaving DWI.

I wish people wouldn't talk.

[MixMasterLar]

Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

Granted but they don't give a damn, and you wasted years of time going around the world to collect all of them.

wha?