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  • breakdancr101
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2005
    • 5
    #31
    when life gives you lemons, give them right back because you are allergic.
    \"Victory is mine!\"
    -Stewie Griffin

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      • weatherman14
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2005
        • 3
        #32
        How about, when life gives you lemons:
        a. sell them for cold hard cash
        b. sell them for warm hard cash
        c. sell them for warm soft crumpled cash that is cut at one end
        d. trade them for limes, or
        e. throw them at Dubya.

        I win all time much!!!!

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          • jessybeaten
            FFR Player
            • Dec 2004
            • 4
            #33
            When Life Gives You Lemons:

            hey I dont want lemons *Chucks them at life*

            When Life Gives You Lemons

            throw life a grape and say "haha you got ripped off"

            When Life Gives you Lemons

            Uhhh Make Lemonade

            When Life Gives you lemons:

            Put it on the cup of your iced tea

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              • Spazzbite
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jan 2003
                • 2181
                #34
                When life gives you lemons, throw them at your enemies. If you happen to get a pineapple, throw it twice as hard.

                Originally posted by Quicker
                shades don't break unless you break them.

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                  • JurseyRider734
                    lil j the bad b-word
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 7507
                    #35
                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                    When life gives you lemons, kill yourself.
                    Originally posted by Arch0wl
                    I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                    Originally posted by Afrobean
                    Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                    the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                    Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                      • Layla-Day
                        FFR Player
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 124
                        #36
                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                        When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eye and see how much they like it!

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                          • qwertyguy
                            FFR Player
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 2
                            #37
                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                            When life gives you lemons, ask it the winning lottery numbers before it leaves

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                              • TacoTheThird
                                FFR Player
                                • May 2005
                                • 82
                                #38
                                When life gives you lemons, recruit them to be in your citrus army, and attempt to take over something important.
                                Everything is more fun on stilts!

                                SmOnline account = TacoTheThird

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                                  • No0dLeS
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 39
                                    #39
                                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                                    when life gives you lemons smuggle them into movie theaters

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                                      • Tasuke
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Oct 2003
                                        • 1671
                                        #40
                                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                                        When life gives you lemons...
                                        Juggle them to earn money as a street performer.

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                                          • birtybirty27
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 222
                                            #41
                                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                                            when life gives u lemons...... life gives u lemons( this post suks)
                                            98% of American teens use or have tried pot. If you are part of the 2% that hasn\'t, put this in your profile.

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                                              • altrock182182
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 1
                                                #42
                                                RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                                                When life gives you lemons eat them, because you know it's going to be really ironic and all your other food wil be stolen from you

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                                                  • pntballa18
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                    • 3357
                                                    #43
                                                    RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                                                    When life gives you lemons, trade them for oranges and squirt yourself in the eye a lot and get on a dunkin donuts commercial.

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                                                      • JurseyRider734
                                                        lil j the bad b-word
                                                        • Aug 2003
                                                        • 7507
                                                        #44
                                                        RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                                                        When life gives you lemons, kill yourself again.
                                                        Originally posted by Arch0wl
                                                        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                                                        Originally posted by Afrobean
                                                        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                                                        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                                                        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                                                          • JenovaSephiroth
                                                            pink dragon irl
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                            • 828
                                                            #45
                                                            RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Fill in the sentence. When life gives yo

                                                            When life gives you lemons, find the nearest person and use him as a target so you can vent your frustration for even getting the lemons. If you still have any lemons left, put grenades inside of them and attempt to sell them to other people.

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