ATTN: synthlight

[OneHandNow]

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[who_cares973]

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I can judge

[brothaice]

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I would happily judge.

[bmah]

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wow, long time no see brotha

[brothaice]

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wow, long time no see brotha

Haha indeed. Im glad to see this place back up and running. Good to still see some familiar people around here as well

[Rebirth0]

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I'd consider judging but I don't know how big the batches would be this time around. I have less free time than when I did it 2 years ago

[buizel8888]

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I'd consider being a ****** now that I'm unemployed

[NFD]

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Okay this is a serious post if you are going to be a dick then please don't read this. In IRC I was making random comments and this story got brought up in my mind. Now the only way I am going to refrain from eating myself up is to say something to someone, so this is going to have to do.

This is the full story of my Buizel obsession.

It was around December of 2007. Pretty much it was beginning my life's downfall. I had just come out of the closet irl. Just about every "friend" that I had abandoned me, and the few that did end up staying friends with me started to become slightly paranoid whenever I got near them (because apparently all gay people will rape you if you turn your head). This was also the time that my job at stop and shop (at this point I was still on the front end being a cashier) was taking a turn for the worst. Just about every one of my co-workers hated me. The managers started taking advantage of me, because they knew I would never complain about anything they told me to do. Thus, I was given all of the crappiest jobs they had.

This is also when I truly realized I was a furry. I had suspected it for the previous few months, but I didn't really feel that I was. But then, well, that's kind of a private thing . In any case I realized I was one.

All of this combined put me in one of the deepest depressions I had ever been in in my entire life. I was ready to kill myself. I actually had it all planned out at that time.

It was 2 days before I was going to do it. I turned on the TV which defaults to Cartoon Network. Pokemon happened to be on. I was getting ready to change the channel (believe it or not I was not kidding, I really don't like pokemon) when I heard the new bimbo on the show say the name "Buizel". I have no idea why, but the name caught my attention. I looked, and I saw the hottest creature I had ever seen. I was love stricken. Go ahead and admit it, I know every person reading this is probably slightly sickened by this point.

Anyways, I had no idea what this name was. I don't remember exactly what I had thought that I had heard, but I tried the name on google. It didn't work. I searched "Sea Weasel Pokemon" and I got my answer: Buizel. This cartoon character had won my heart. He showed me that life really had reasons to be happy. Buizel... had saved my life.

This obviously also answers why I created the religion of Buizianity. Also it explains why I do some stupid things sometimes. Sometimes I swear I hear a voice in my head (the exact voice of Buizel from the show, but speaking English). It will tell me what to do in my life. It also tells me what I have done wrong at times and will tell me an appropriate ticklement (none of which has ever been more severe than slight humiliation).

So call me what you want: insane, sick, pathetic. I don't care. I am sorry for dumping this on bluexoon. I was going a bit crazy and I needed to vent.

[Svaz]

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The internet never forgets.

[Izzy]

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Wrong thread?

[NFD]

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right thread, most def

[Izzy]

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I didn't know you were buizel8888. That is news to me.

[i love you]

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Dream team


debit
kommisar
patashu
jx
blu

1+ support (Although, i'm not sure about blu to be honest xd) Rebirth, Gundam-Dude and bmah are also people I support to be in the judging position

[Sprite-]

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can i judge plz ty

[i love you]

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You're better off staying as an admin and looking pretty Dom (no homo)