I am Melanie Marie Morgan. I have no friends, I take no friend requests, and I fear no troll, for I live in the shadow of my own ego. If you feel the need to say that music is music and music and music and that you need to list 400 bands you listen to, that you have friends IRL, that you'll troll my profile if we were ever to have friends, that you're in the perfect basement and this one is going to last forever, that you're so secluded and won't meet anyone, that you are x amount of days or minutes or seconds old, that you hate fakes, that you love to take walks on the treadmill, or that you're otherwise unique and unlike anyone we'll never meet, all in an attempt to define yourself against everyone else, kindly do two things: find another profile, and then go fuck yourself. We all love music and listen to music, we all want friends in this world, we'll all troll your profile if you have any friends, we're all in the perfect basement once we're in one and of course that one will last forever, we're all secluded and won't see anyone, we can all math, we're all real, we all love to take walks on the treadmill, and we're all unique and hate everyone else - especially because we write the same things as each other in all of our profiles. Oh, and stop using that stupid full name your parents gave you that nobody actually calls you by. Damnation to those seeking friendshoops and bask themselves in the luxury of basements of their mothers' houses. Glory to Sparta.

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