Charlie and the Candy Mountain! WHEEEE! ^-^
Posted on: March 22, 2007, at 11:32:10pm

Purple: "Heyyyy Charlie! Hey Charlie, wake up!
Pink: "Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy-head, wake up!"
Charlie: "Oh God you guys.... this had better be pretty freakin' important. Is the meadow on fire?"
Purple: "No, Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain, Charlie!"
Pink: "Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us, Charlie!"
Purple: "Yeah, Charlie, it'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure, Charlie!"
Charlie: "Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now."
Purple: "NOOOOOOOO, Charlie! You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!"
Pink: "Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy, and joyness."
Charlie: "Please stop bouncing on me."
Purple: "Candy Mountain, Charlie!"
Pink: "Yeah, Candy Mountain!"
Charlie: "Alright fine, I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!"

Pink and Purple: "Lalalala, lalala, lalalalala...."
Charlie: "Enough with the singing already!"
Purple: "Our first stop is over there, Charlie!"
Charlie: "Oh God, what is that?"
Purple: "It's a liopleurodon, Charlie!"
Pink: "A magical liopleurodon!"
Purple: "It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!"
Charlie: "Alright guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?"
Purple: "Shun the non-believer!"
Pink: "Shuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn!"
Purple: "Sshhhhhuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn
-NA!"
Charlie: "Yeah."
Liopleurodon: "Gdfaflleklddkdljeo!"
Purple: "It has spoken!"
Pink: "It has told us the wayyyyyyy!"
Charlie: "It didn't say anything!"

Purple: "It's just over this bridge, Charlie!"
Pink: "This magical bridge of hope and wonder!"
Charlie: "Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing."
Purple: "Charlie! Chaaaaaaarlieeeee! Chaaaaaaarrrliieeeeeeee! Charl-"
Charlie: "I'm right here, what do you want??"
Purple: "We're on a bridge, Charlie!"

Pink: "We're here!"
Charlie: "Well what do you know, there actually IS a Candy Mountain."
Purple: "Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!"
Pink: "Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie!"
Purple: "Yeah Charlie, go inside the cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter!"
Charlie: "Yeah, uh, thanks but no thanks, I'm gonna stay out here."
Pink: "But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Charlie!"

The Letter Y: "Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up/Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave/When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land/Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land/They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things/Oh so many things that will brighten up your day/It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!/It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!/They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets/Find a candy train to town and hear the candy band/Candy bells its a treat as they march across the land/Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around--it astounds!--it's a dancing candy tree/In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free/so now Charlie please will you go into the cave?"

*boom*

Charlie: “All right fine, I’ll go inside the freakin’ Candy Cave. This had better be good.”
Purple and Pink: “…hehahehah…”
Purple: “Goodbye Charlie!”
Pink: “Yeah, goodbye Charlie.”
Charlie: “Goodbye, what? Hey, what’s goin’ on here? Hello? Who is that?”

Charlie: “Ow, uh, what happened? Ah, they took my freakin’ kidney!”