There once was a bear& a rabbit that hated each other. One day they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each 3 wishes.The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forrest." And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the U.S. and all the rest were female." And he got his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go w/ that helmet." And he got his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

Then It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."

Purple: "Heyyyy Charlie! Hey Charlie, wake up!
Pink: "Yeah Charlie, you silly sleepy-head, wake up!"
Charlie: "Oh God you guys.... this had better be pretty freakin' important. Is the meadow on fire?"
Purple: "No, Charlie, we found a map to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain, Charlie!"
Pink: "Yeah, Charlie, we're going to Candy Mountain! Come with us, Charlie!"
Purple: "Yeah, Charlie, it'll be an adventure! We're going on an adventure, Charlie!"
Charlie: "Yeah, Candy Mountain, right. I'm just gonna, you know, go back to sleep now."
Purple: "NOOOOOOOO, Charlie! You have to come with us to Candy Mountain!"
Pink: "Yeah, Charlie, Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets and joy, and joyness."
Charlie: "Please stop bouncing on me."
Purple: "Candy Mountain, Charlie!"
Pink: "Yeah, Candy Mountain!"
Charlie: "Alright fine, I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!"

Pink and Purple: "Lalalala, lalala, lalalalala...."
Charlie: "Enough with the singing already!"
Purple: "Our first stop is over there, Charlie!"
Charlie: "Oh God, what is that?"
Purple: "It's a liopleurodon, Charlie!"
Pink: "A magical liopleurodon!"
Purple: "It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!"
Charlie: "Alright guys, you do know that there's no actual Candy Mountain, right?"
Purple: "Shun the non-believer!"
Pink: "Shuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn!"
Purple: "Sshhhhhuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn
-NA!"
Charlie: "Yeah."
Liopleurodon: "Gdfaflleklddkdljeo!"
Purple: "It has spoken!"
Pink: "It has told us the wayyyyyyy!"
Charlie: "It didn't say anything!"

Purple: "It's just over this bridge, Charlie!"
Pink: "This magical bridge of hope and wonder!"
Charlie: "Is anyone else getting, like, covered in splinters? Seriously guys, we shouldn't be on this thing."
Purple: "Charlie! Chaaaaaaarlieeeee! Chaaaaaaarrrliieeeeeeee! Charl-"
Charlie: "I'm right here, what do you want??"
Purple: "We're on a bridge, Charlie!"

Pink: "We're here!"
Charlie: "Well what do you know, there actually IS a Candy Mountain."
Purple: "Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!"
Pink: "Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave, Charlie!"
Purple: "Yeah Charlie, go inside the cave! Magical wonders are to behold when you enter!"
Charlie: "Yeah, uh, thanks but no thanks, I'm gonna stay out here."
Pink: "But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Charlie!"

The Letter Y: "Oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up/Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave/When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land/Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land/They've got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things/Oh so many things that will brighten up your day/It's impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town!/It's the Mecca of love, the Candy Cave!/They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets/Find a candy train to town and hear the candy band/Candy bells its a treat as they march across the land/Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground turn around--it astounds!--it's a dancing candy tree/In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free/so now Charlie please will you go into the cave?"

*boom*

Charlie: “All right fine, I’ll go inside the freakin’ Candy Cave. This had better be good.”
Purple and Pink: “…hehahehah…”
Purple: “Goodbye Charlie!”
Pink: “Yeah, goodbye Charlie.”
Charlie: “Goodbye, what? Hey, what’s goin’ on here? Hello? Who is that?”

Charlie: “Ow, uh, what happened? Ah, they took my freakin’ kidney!”