The Not-So-Frequently Asked Questions
Posted on: April 21, 2007, at 08:42:53pm

Q: Who are you?
A: A dude. A Ranger. An honors person.

Q: You crushin' on someone?
A: Yes, an honors girl that's Filipino.

Q: Are you Mexican?
A: No.

Q: How about Indian?
A: No.

Q: Black?
A: Yes. Half.

Q: What's the other half?
A: Filipino.

Q: Did you ever have a girlfriend?
A: No, and I will if I keep trying.