I've started a summary on what VOCALOID is, and the history behind it, as it can get rather confusing. See this post for the work in progress:

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showpost.php?p=2153571&postcount=148

I was trying to find a video of break dancing lobsters, but I couldn't. Instead, here's a video of people break dancing at a lobsterfest:



Word to your oysters

Got a friend in Japan to pre order this game for me from http://store.shopping.yahoo.co.jp/o-trap/99041849.html. This is the fighting game that I've been posting screenshots of lately (mine's a demo version). What does this mean for you?

1) All your chicken will taste like muffins
2) Suika will turn into a giant lobster and climb the empire state building
3) Field mice will lose a break dance battle
4) ???
5) Profit!

Won't get it until the 25th though, so I'm in the process of building a time machine D:

So I was chillin with the Touhou Project Perfect Cherry Blossom game, decided "I think I'll translate the manual so I actually know wth I'm doing!". So off I went, translating the character introductions (roughly, they use some poetic Japanese that makes my brain hurt). Got to the bottom "Blah blah copyright Zun, blah blah redistribution is prohibited". Well damn.. okay so I hopped on my broom, jet rocketed away with Master Spark and headed to ZUN's shrine. He told me something about a maid that throws knives, and that it was the only way I could beat Iron Chef. Hell, why not. So I grabbed my knives and road into the sunset on a giant walrus.

I like 東方Project because cute girls blowing stuff up makes world peace possible. As does Chuck Norris' tears, but I can't do sweet combos with Chuck Norris' tears, only Chuck Norris can. But oh well, as long as explosions happen because some shrine maiden is lost in the middle of nowhere and pissed off to hell, life is good.