Things most people don't know about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris got a booboo on his knee once and he only cried for 2 hours. Chuck Norris once won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in a gay redneck contest. Chuck Norris can beat up an infant. Chuck Norris once planned and orangized the world's largest gay parade all by himself in less than ten minutes. How many Chuck Norris's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One and a half. Chuck Norris is afraid of burritos. Chuck Norris had a vagina, but he sold it on ebay.