Number of Pages in the Book: 498
The First Hint of a Plot that Is Not Bella and Edward's Romance: page 328
When the Plot Actually Arrives: page 372

Boys that Totally Love Bella (Including Edward Cullen): 5

Approximate Amount of Time Bella and Edward are Romantically Involved Before Bella Is Begging Edward to Turn Her into a Vampire so They Can Be Together Forever: Like, two weeks. Maybe three. The timeline's a bit fuzzy.

References to Edward's Beauty: 165

Broken Down into the following categories -

* Face: 24 (Favorite adjectives: glorious, heavenly, seraphic)
* Voice: 20 (The voice of an archangel, donchaknow.)
* Eyes: 17
* Movement: 11
* Smile: 10
* Teeth: 8
* Muscles: 7
* Skin: 7 (Note: This only contains accounts of Edward's skin being beautiful. I didn't count references to it as "pale," "cold," or "white." If I had, this number would be about ten times larger.)
* Iron Strength or Limbs: 5
* Breath: 4 (EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING.)
* Scent: 4
* Laughter: 3
* Handwriting: 2
* Chest: 2
* Driving * Bella Is Clumsy or Makes a Reference to Her Clumsiness: 26
* Bella Sneers at Forks or Its Inhabitants: 22
* Bella is "Dazzled" or Rendered Speechless by Edward's Beauty or Touch: 17
* Edward Tells Bella to Stay Away from Him While Completely Contradicting Himself with His Behavior: 16
* Bella is Utterly Desolate at Edward's Absence: 12
* Edward and Bella Kiss: 8
o Bella's Hormones Get the Better of Her and She Attacks Edward, Almost Causing Him to Eat Her: 2 (She's not even allowed to kiss him back! Where's the fun in that?)
o Edward's Kiss Makes Bella Faint: 1
o Edward's Kiss Makes Bella's Heart Literally Stop: 1
* Bella Thinks She Isn't Good Enough for Edward: 6
* Edward Is Referred to As Godlike: 5 (Note: This number might be off, as I didn't start counting until three or four mentions in.)
* Edward Tells Bella She's Unnatural: 5
* Edward Sparkles: 3
* Bella is in Mortal Danger: 3
o Edward Saves Bella from Mortal Danger: 3
* Edward Stalks Bella, For Real: 2 (Note: One of these instances involves watching her sleep every night for, like, months.)
* Bella says "Holy Crow!": 2
* Bella and Edward Argue About Who Loves the Other Most: 1
* Edward's Inability to Read Bella's Mind is Explained: 0

<3

for poochie who wanted a road runner cartoon :P

(this explains how i feel right now - Andrew)

I think back to the things that we had
‘cause I’m hard to buy a memories
I lay awake late at night in my bed
And I hope you’re losing sleep over me
First of all this doesn’t seem to be so fair to me
All you say is I gotta have faith
But I don’t believe in anything

You were the one I loved
You used to be my everything
Soon you might not be the girl that’s sleeping next to me


Flashback! A couple years in the past
Back to where we started you and me
Kinda funny how it happened so fast
Baby love was never easy to see

Worst of all you know I miss the way you looked at me
I say it’ll never be the same
You’re about to make a big mistake

You were the one I loved
You used to be my everything
Soon you might not be the girl that’s sleeping next to me
I’d hate to see you in another lovers’ arms
I’d have to be naïve to not believe that we are done

This was more than love
It was bigger than both of us, both of us
Still it was never enough
All of my love you gave it up, gave it up
Just like every girl that I’ve loved

Right now you know I’m having some doubt about the person I’m supposed to be
I’m kind of feeling like I’m falling apart
Losing you is losing part of me

You were the one I loved
You used to be my everything
Soon you might not be the girl that’s sleeping next to me
I’d hate to see you in another lovers’ arms
I’d have to be naïve to not believe that we are done

This was more than love
It was bigger than both of us, both of us
Still it was never enough
All of my love you gave it up, gave it up
Just like every girl that I’ve loved

Baby you were all that I had
You can never come back
Never come back
You got a taste of your dreams
Tasted better than me
Better than love love love

Run run run run, don’t run far
I won’t follow
I’m letting you go
I’m giving you time to grow
If you must run, run away to tomorrow
I may not be there
I may not be there at all

One last night! (spent under the covers)
(Tell me)Were you the one?! (or just one of the others?)
I would like to tell you but the truth is that I don’t really know
One last chance! (gotta get it together baby)
Don’t take long! (‘cause I won’t wait forever)
You can try to blame me
But the truth is you should just blame yourself

This was more than love
It was bigger than both of us, both of us
Still it was never enough
All of my love you gave it up, gave it up
Just like every girl that I’ve loved

Baby you were all that I had
You can never come back
Never come back
You got a taste of your dreams
Tasted better than me
Better than love love love

i guess im not moving today
false alarm! nothing to see here