Dude...rice.
Posted on: April 18, 2007, at 05:18:51pm

RICE

It's yummy.
It's white.
And Oprah avoids it like the plague.

...

(Has she lost any weight yet?)

Anyway, wow. I just finished a carton of rice from last night - the leftovers, anyway. IT'S GOOD. Although it's bad.

BUT IT'S STILL GOOD.